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music

8nteoduci

finishing incredible homemade tomato santwich

who is approaching all this the right way?

(talking to an eighth of smalls) you bitches smell like vacation

music makes the people come together yea

hey so does anyone want to give me a job so we don’t get evicted lol i just got an N4 in the mail 🤷‍♀️

youre all sleeping on cavitation

my horse holds doors open

malcom in the middle GRITTY REBOOT

a lot of you with tummy troupbles would probably feel better if you started listening to Grain Remover

i still believe a cow will jump over the moon one day

siri who are the true ballers of vocabulary?

feels like counting crows are unfairly maligned insofar as i dont have guilty pleasures but i do feel a little weird admitting how much the album recovering the satellites meant to me in 2008

cavitation rocks so hard as a word

my jaw makes a weird noise :)

daniel from damn daniel owes me 50k

pippin tryptophan is the name of a baseball player i just made up

i feel like the eagles have ample fodder for old man yaoi fanfic

idk if this ever actually happened but i often play this scene in my mind where the eagles are either in the studio or at soundcheck practicing the harmony for the line "sweet summer sweat" and every time they do it one of them has a problem with the sound so they keep practicing and practicing

i feel like the captain is not the guy you call to bring you your wine but i could be wrong

look when i say im smoking weed im not juust smoking weed im reflecting on my hard won autonomy and rebuking a society so hostile to me and the ones i love and also im smoking weed

lets be everything forever again

lets make a million dollars today with our winning smile and perfect manners

lets win everything today guys

trans like us bby we were born 2 run

the girls say "meow meow meow! we want breakfast"

jimmy eat neutron

anyways lets have hot dogs

im smoking that blue lobster. im smoking that ice cream couch. im smoking that fart sauce kush. have you tried the new painted panties pre rolls

i think sooner or later ima need a cdj

vroom vroom

doug funnie is probably a successful accountant