That squirrel guy from Twitter

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5 June 2025

She had no idea. youtu.be/e3LuKVkKTVE (Underwater camera cases arent great for sound, so put the closed captions up)

Woke me up by walking gently over and very deliberatly jumping on my belly, then curled up and went to sleep next to me

Just found out that Bonnie Bedelia, the wife from Die hard, is Macaulay Culkins Aunt and I dont know what to do with that information.

You can put a reeses cup in your mouth at the same time as a snickers bar and its like youre eating a peanut butter snickers and theres not a damn thing anyone can do about it.

Since I saw that today was Fallout day, I thought Id play a bit, but loaded up and realised Id moved my most recent game saves to back up memory to make room and its a whole thing to move them back. So I guess playing 2mins of an old savegame will just have to do for my participation in Fallout day.

Finished the new crystal lake series earlier, I really liked it, which considering its a prequel to the first friday the 13th movie, which Ive always thought was pretty crap, they did really well.

I saw a skeet thread earlier while I was pooping that I thought my be fun to jump in on, but I forgot to come back to it and now I cant find it, or remember who or what it was.

Remember to check your kids bags of candy if theyre going trick or tricking, last year some sick fuck was giving out apples. Like wtf

Happy back to the future day everyone.

Me: *Walking past public toilet.* Hmm I might need to go in mo, Ill wait and use the ones in the supermarket. Supermarket: out of order. Me: oh good. *walks back to public toilet.* I gotta stop testing to see if its ok for me to drink coffee again.

First day as a Ghostbuster: Ghost: Boo! Me: Aaaaargh! Egon: but you said you werent afraid of no ghosts?! Me: yeah, no ghosts is fine, Im not scared of no ghosts, but more than none is very scary.

Today this cat watched me mow a lawn from the roof of a neighbours shed. Just thought Id share.

That squirrel guy from Twitter reposted

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@professorkiosk.wtf

I created a little something that I hope will be fun for people: Now That's a Skeet (skeet.contestdashboard.live) is an app that allows you to give out trophies to the posts you love. You get one trophy a day. There's a leaderboard and profiles, and trending awarded posts.

Those crisps are nice. Said the old man behind me in the supermarket queue. Erm, ok. Theyre nice but they make me fat so I cant have them. Ok.. Im 83. Im not your therapist old man

How good was honey I shrunk the kids though. All those awesome practical effects and props. The way they made the rain drops thick and gloopy to reflect the scale. Thats some attention to detail you just wouldnt get now days

Seperated at birth?

Same energy

I just found that Steve my scorpion has passed away. Comfortably of old age at least, but damn.

Dress up as a skeleton for halloween? And risk getting buried in the yard by a dog?! I dont think so buddy.

An unidentifiable mangled scrap on the road, weathered scruff of fur from a mystery creature, struck, left to die, its corpse pummelled again and again, broken down into an abstract smush. An unmarked, undug grave for an unknown beast. I shouldnt like to be roadkill. I wouldnt wish that upon anyone

@iseefacesinthings.bsky.social

One of my cousins in Canada keeps sending me pics of Bears on her postal route (shes a mail carrier) and Im just like Girl you need to do something about all those bears just wandering around. Gather them up and bring them inside for some soup. Its chilly out there.

When will the internet be nothing but fat bears and pumpkin carving?

The fuck do builders, the noisiest people around all got to start work so fucking early?! Then they clock off by lunchtime. Why does society allow this shit?! Its not like builders arent paid well. No one wants to be woken up by hamering shouting and powertools.

Psa. I dont like being woken.

Just cleared all the out of date stuff out of our snack box and filled a whole bin bag. So many wasted snacks

Whos in charge of waking up that guy from green day this year?

Pizza huts seem to all be closing in the uk, conversely Taco Bells are popping up all over the place. Its likes weve slipped into an alternate universe again. Did you ever see the alternate end of Demolition man? Where on the original us release it ends with them sat in a Tacobell,

But for the uk release because we never had Tacobell, but they were owned by Pizza Hut, which we did have, they edited the scene so that they were in a pizza hut instead..

After a lot of hard work, scrubbing and scraping I have come to the conclusion that despite the ovens claim to be "self cleaning" it actually does need cleaning and it needs it more than once a decade.

Sometimes you just gotta buy a new chainsaw about it

Murple would like you all to see this his most successful blep to date.

There were three foxes in the garden tonight, theyre getting more comfortable with me. Ive only got one sausage left now though, Ill have to get some more.

Today this little dude came to my window to ask for some nuts.

I just want a chance to hang out with Danny DeVito some time, is that asking too much

22 Sept

It wasnt blisteringly hot yesterday, but I took the squigs some watermelon anyway. (Also nuts)

Cant believe its the 21st of September already and here I am still writing Boogie wonderland on my cheques..

So in Halloween, aged 6 michael Myers Kills his sister. There are no witnesses. He is found clearly in shock, holding the murder weapon and is taken away and incarcerated in a mental institute for the Criminally insane. He never says a word. Hes locked up for 15 years.

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Like if she knew how many other movies Hed spent trying to kill her, this 40 year game of cat an mouse weve all witnessed, fair enough, but they wrote all that off, it never happened hes been safely locked away But ok maybe she just never got over it.. so then fast forward again, to halloween ends..

She failed to kill him in her trap, he put her in hospital, killed her daughter and vanished without a trace, he could be anywhere! Ands she like nah Im over it Im moving on with my life.. wtf?!

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Granted as an audience we see him kill her, so yeah he totally did it, but were the police in the audience? What the hell has loomis seen that makes him so sure michael is evil? Hes litterally just mute and staring off into the distance, until he escapes he hasnt hurt anyone else.

Now lets fast forward to Halloween 2018, laurie strode has been waiting 40 years for michael to come after her again, her whole house is built as a trap for him, shes lived in fear that he will come back.. for 40 years, after one brief encounter in her teens..

Locked up For 15 years, based souly on the fact he was holding the knife, having never spoken a word, But Dr Loomis insists hes pure evil..

17 Sept

Three foxes in the garden today, so I put out a second bowl of food for them.

17 Sept

I dunno if its a hierarchy thing or if theyre just being weirdos, but one of them ate a bit of the first bowl then sat down a second is sat near the second bowl not eating it and the third is just running around like a mental in the background.

15 Sept

I muted Ed sheeran and my whole feed vanished..

15 Sept

Maple syrup might be my favourite thing bled by a tree.