Ed VanDyke

Ed VanDyke

@edv42.bsky.social

Ret PacNW native Bleeding-heart-on-sleeve lib/prog, cisM, Scientific Pantheish #TBI #H2G2 We are but ideas of the Universe. Go forth and be a good idea.

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Have envelopes fundamentally changed? Is there something wrong with my spit? I can’t remember the last time I successfully sealed an envelope without a peel-off adhesive backing.🤷 I added some scotch tape to ensure it smoothly navigates machinery. I hope it doesn’t slow opening much. But I VOTED 🥳

Every one of them pardoner, commuted the instant he could. Many now assaulting and kidnapping melanin-enriched citizens, with badges and masks.

Miaganga@miaganga.bsky.social

Good thing we've really streamlined the process for dealing with criminal immigrants. Kicking in his front door with untrained, overweight paramilitaries, seizing everything he has is a given. I just don't know if we fly him in shackles to CECOT, or all the way back to South Africa. 🤨 #DeportElon

Xela Hart@xelahart.bsky.social

#DeportElon

Beyond the infinitum of actual clips proliferating across 21st century media for the rest of our lives, we're gonna have to hear that fucking voice imitated, mocked, (mostly very poorly) for goddamn GENERATIONS, at least. Psychiatrists will distinguish BT/PT in numerous conditions, psychoses.

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That powerfully strong genius could have over a trillion dollars, finally get himself back on Xwitter, and be top trend every time Natalie shows him his phone. And all just for getting rid of one uppity African-American immigrant.

Bob@supplysgt.bsky.social

Give him a hint? Tell him he’s such a genius for coming up with a plan like that

I assume Trumb thinks he can use this StarLink incident to throw Musk out of the country, and seize all his assets [to make the ballroom SI-proof, or whatever]. But if somehow he doesn't, how might we clue him in? 🤨

It's called a "zachton".

Jon Cooper@joncooper-us.bsky.social

NEW RECORD: Katie Zacharia was fired today after just 5 days on the job — cutting Anthony Scaramucci’s infamous 10-day tenure in half. The Mooch has officially been out-Mooched.