Shaun Johnson

Remember blue sky lol

Bro you gotta hit my pen. It’s Sri Lankan sewer drain flavor. Straight gas bro I swear.

Bro promise you’ll cuss out my baby momma for me while I’m in jail

Sorry I haven’t been fighting on the glass coach… my doctor put me on some pills so I stop humping furniture

Franz Kafka should’ve had a verse on Forever with Drake and Kanye

March Madness is kinda a wash this year bc we’re yet to have any morbidly obese players go for 30

Surprised we’ve yet to see a referee tell an angry coach that “For a true loves kiss” they’ll change the call

16 seeds should be granted one magical item such as an enchanted amulet or magic crystal

As much as I like pouring up and hitting licks I do enjoy curling up to the fire with a classic novel

The only issue with Bluesky is that not enough people use it

But im a pimp, i go beast mode, what the hell, ill drink a beer, i think i belong here

I don’t got cable at the crib so I’ve been at the gym since 9 am lifting weights so they don’t kick me out

I’d be the first college hooper with an NIL deal from Letterboxd

March Madness got me seeing humans I didn’t even know were possible

Nice 8 year degree bro I just made a million dollars cuz I’m a white guy with a mustache and a silky three point jumper

March Madness is the testing ground for Yakub’s next great white abominations

I made a big bomb for you bro. Send me the addy bro. I’m sending you this bomb in the mail bro. You’re gonna explode bro.

Remember Bluesky

Woody Guthrie sang some good songs. Not too many listened though. Bob Dylan sang some good songs too. He got a lot of folks to listen.

I’m a woke jock

Watch Seinfeld. It’s good for your soul.

Breaking someone’s ankles and watching them fall into a bottomless pit

Pussy like quantum mechanics I aint ever gonna get that shit

I ain’t gone lie gang I’ve been getting hella overstimulated lately

I’m really disgusted by the vulgar things I’ve said in the past

Breaking News: Santa suffered an ACL tear against Cincinnati on Sunday. He is OUT for the season.

No more. Enough of this crap. From now on I will be posting on paper and pencil

I’ve been reading a book, but it’s hard to stay consistent

important: ✅ sports ✅ video games ✅ going online ✅ posting not important: 🚫 typos 🚫 proper punctuation 🚫 proper capitalization 🚫 whether or not god is real

I’m running away to be a broadway star

Them pinkertons been on my ass like a mf! Let a playa strike!

Gonna go home and read my book next to the fire with my cat

I’m running away and never coming back

I don’t fw hatred and violence

Plus sized pimp outfit

And Shaun Johnson was never heard from again…

Never saying a swear word again

If there are any groomers on here I just want to put the word out that I am foolish and impressionable

Let’s ruin this app

I should start finding ways to make this place a hell hole

The Italians are trying to destroy this country

“I fw u shawty” -me to “the baddest hoe ever”

I hate being online!

Soulja boy tell em!

If i go an hour without posting somewhere i will literally kill myself and die

Shiiiit playa we got shit out the ass round these parts

I got really emotional while making this

Going at it tonight! Tonight! There’s a party on the rooftop top of the world!