Author E.K. Vanberg ❌👑

She’s a salty mechanic, defending her perfect rep in Denver, CO. She’s a dealership heiress wanting to help clear her name. They’re forced into a nail-biting drive where someone is going to learn the explosive effects of airbags. Open for preorders. Nov. 3rd release. #sapphic #action #fiction #ebook

Dramamine not sponsoring the umpire cam is a huge missed opportunity

Favorite Simpsons quote "Are you looking for a particular part of my brain, or...?"

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Field of Dreams

Remove zip-tie, or you die.

I scratch yours, you scratch mine.

Rylan, a C-student when he got his MBA, self-entitled snot set to inherit his parent’s business while my lady mechanic works her ass off from the bottom.

Keith, the gay, corrections counselor for juvies.

#caturday

Me too 😕

I get it!

Truth.

Trump claimed he heard Obama's event in Michigan today was empty. Meanwhile, the venue was packed, lines stretched outside, and Obama even addressed an overflow room because everyone couldn't fit inside. Mercado Media

Hell yeah! ✊🎉

It is powerful. You need that community feel. We r not alone. Do not focus on the naysayers no matter how prevalent they appear to be; they’re just more obnoxious.

Look! 👀 Numbers!

Beautifully said.

Excellent!

Hell, yeah!

Agreed ✊

Indeed it would be.

#Epstein #SaddamInsane 🍊🐖 86 47

I've been dying to share my mountain hike scene, because I do not get tired of reliving it! How I do miss those mountains. 😢Read on for a sneak peek of She's Driving.

All my ladies, listen up! Plz, don’t say no; You can’t let it go…. Preorders are feeling touchable now! I was a SALTY, lady mechanic in Denver, CO, 20 years ago, and I’ve turned that into an #adventure #fiction with #sapphic elements. Did I mention the price is discounted throughout this month?

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Classic! #parenting

Seems like they’re choosing death over life, a bunch of rich boys who never grew a conscience.

This is deeply disturbing. The Pentagon has approved letting DHS test a military “heat ray” weapon for use at the southern border, according to a September memo obtained by CNN. It’s called the Active Denial System, it fires an invisible energy beam that heats the surface of the skin,

Get a social media presence, they said. It’ll sell your books, they said. My a**!

Chicken, fish, beef, or vegan. They’re all good. Take 2 & call me in the morning.

And please self deport to the 🌘

Electronic bull-shift

Agreed

#Books are cool: Introspective versus flashy external overload from streaming services. #booksky #booklover

And not thinking twice about whether or not the thing you dropped is worth the effort of picking it up.

Keep turning out, Texans! Don't stop!! VOTE BLUE!! "Austin, TX is currently hitting presidential level turnout for a midterm election. Good. Run up the score. Pummel these Republicans for what they’ve done to the economy. TAKE OUR COUNTRY BACK!" -Isaiah Martin

Favorite Simpsons quote: Ned to Homer in Treehouse of Horror: “Oh, I'm not asking much, Homer. I just want you to squeeze my teats and harvest my milk.”

ICE just tried to kidnap a US BORN CITIZEN in Long Beach. The neighborhood blocked them in and didn’t let them take her away! She was able to escape, thanks to her community. FUCK THESE LOSERS, THEYRE SCARED OF US. STAY ALERT, STAY ARMED, STAY READY.

Agreed. The paywalls stop knowledge.

Sylvester Stallone nearly died after co-star Dolph Lundgren punched him in the chest while filming the 1985 movie Rocky IV.

In Beverly Hills Cop, Eddie Murphy, John Ashton, and Judge Reinhold improvised large portions of their car and stakeout dialogue, including the ‘Super Cops’ speech.

Hey, gals: What are we reading these days? Someone mentioned a classic short story entitled Goose Girl….

Hooray for living, breathing writers! #scribesunited

I’m applying the finishing touches and with each read, I’m seeing more and more sapphic moments. On top of that, there are risky actions, and this lady mechanic won’t slow down. If she did, the past would catch up with her. #lesbian #fiction Preorders are half off through the end of this month.

I started with Rollin’ by Meghan Trainor but now I’m really getting into Jax, the next step in #women empowering music. Victoria’s Secret Cinderella Snapped We are somebody not some body. And we do not need princes to save us. #feminism

Disgusting

Reached the end of my manuscript. Time to start from the beginning and re-read again. 😬 #amrevising Books are never finished. They are merely published.

The USPS has no training, but they will look at your signature and decide whether it’s right or not.

Heartbreakingly accurate