local skeleton chris (spooky_ver_4_FINAL_USE THIS.webp)

Oh cool, new horrors just dropped

So I know a lot of people are going to look at like, Blue MAGA or whatever and say they should be doing this, but I'll be totally honest and say that it's just as much a feature of the left-leaning mostly-talk-about-sports accounts here as well, and they really gotta cut this shit out for good

A way I know this game is for me: noticing that for the first few sanctums they used new compositions of the old FF scores during the questionnaires, and then for FF9 it really sounds like they just reused the world map theme from the PS1 version. Got it in one, no need to change a thing there

Lost by 3, crushing

ERICA CHOINKA GOP BOOKTOK NOGO, HOO HOO HOO

Just an absolutely cursed season for the Eagles, not really much else to it.

That is…not as clearly a forward pass as I thought at first

Me, very bravely: too many football teams do the thiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrddd doowwwnn” over the loudspeaker thing and it sucks

There a guy in my league who’s in a 54 point hole but has Ceedee, Saquon, and Aubrey, and uhhh yeah he’s already cut that lead deficit in half

They come back from break and we see the stretcher already halfway out of frame, nobody acknowledges it and moves on like nothing happened

Among these deals, gotta point out: if you can get Dredge for just $10, go get Dredge, that's a hell of a game

You people really can't fucking help yourselves with this Matt fella, huh

Okay now that I’ve done a few of them outside of the beginning part of the game I am LOVING how much boss fights in Final Fantasy Resonance feel like knock-down drag-out brawls on Expert. You really gotta dig into your inventory and spells and figure things out on the fly, it’s tremendous

Butker washed, you love to see it

KC is legitimately embarrassing right now

Not ashamed to admit the moment Final Fantasy Resonance finally started clicking for me was the introduction of intra-party dialog on the world map and the very first one being about how one of my party members ass hurts

Even before that pick, Mahomes has been looking kinda awful tonight

There have been some truly astonishingly shitty calls in Packers Lions

There’s probably no way to quantify this but today has really felt like there’s been an elevated amount of “that really should have been a pick”

Glad we’re done entertaining the idea that the Raiders are Actually Good this season

Do the Lions even have a backup RB or do they just not bother

Genuinely curious how a Lions player saw the fumble, extended two hands towards the ball, fell directly onto it, and managed to not recover it

Cardinals under absolutely NO circumstances can you be allowing Bo fucking Nix to do shit like that

Ah I see the Texans are another team where their entire late game red zone package is stupid trick bullshit for some reason

Browns had a doink that was so loud it drowned out Scott Hansen recapping it

Wild how you actually can run other plays on 4th and 1 than the fucking tush push

The Av’s just had the coolest looking 20 seconds or so of hockey that I’ve ever seen that didn’t result in a goal

Starting a campaign platform where my only position is the elimination of shallow depth-of-field cameras from major sports

“Won NBA Title” still hits like a truck