Athena

Kathy Bates as swishers: Classic:

Thanksgiving in 2025: Bringing my own fluoride to the family function.

some lady at the bar said “i know what you are” to me and i thought she meant i was a trans woman but then she said “im the only person like me you will ever meet” and so now i have no fucking idea what she knows i am.

“i will follow the law” #resist

nancy mace: every GROSS TRANNY needs to DIE liberal, quote tweeting: but how do we know that YOU aren't a GROSS TRANNY that needs to DIE!? 🗨️ 868 🔁 25k ♥️ 70k

#notallorangeman

ordering a bloody mary in my pussy hat at 11 am and u can’t stop me #resist

praying for the pneumonia, i would not wish being inside of Dennis Prager on my worst enemy.

deleted my linkedin for this shit

oomf: THEYRE ABSOLUTELY HAMMERING U, THEYRE BURYING UR ASS IN THE RESKEETS my cancelled horny ass: o-oh really…..

*prostating myself before christ* Annghmen

NEVER STOP SKEETING

screaming into the void, but screaming is jerkin it and the void is ur mom

the starter pack should just be a link to the taco bell mobile app

i cry when people yell at me online

the irony of calling another site terrible while you censor the word bluesky because the manbaby owner outlawed words he doesn’t like…..

need a block list for the diaper furries on the discover tab, stat! no offense to ya’ll keep doing ur thing, but please if anyone has one lmk

No.

Do you like books?

how the fuck do some ppl come on here and post like “do you like books?” and end up with 17k followers?

looking through the comments on twitter now fills me with literal disgust. why the fuck did i subject myself to that for so long?

poetic justice that Elon, the most divorced dad in the world, owns an app that most of us are only gonna visit once a month and hate it the entire time we are there

Idea: Isolation tank but instead of floating in weird water u just float in a bunch of spaghetti

update: MAGA block list making my dreams come true blocklist: bsky.app/profile/did:...

Do you prefer your hitler skim or 2%?

Staring at the blank skeet screen before typing out your post is way more harrowing when ur using a selfie as ur pfp.

Guy who thinks jazz has too many notes: "Uhm okay John....how about we try baby steps first."

me on the right, destroying my opponent with my natural advantage in the raw, physical sport of chess

Fuck I already peaked.

I came here to block everyone.