Eliphas Fuzz

Josh Simmons is the Deshaun Watson of OTs. Chiefs better drop him like he's hot. 8 games in two seasons is not a good investment.

Things have been going pretty bad for Trump. But on the bright side WikiLeaks is gone. Can you imagine? If WikiLeaks was still around we'd already have ALL the Epstein files. Unredacted. And a myriad of other incriminating evidence. Damnit...RIP WikiLeaks.

In 1776 America was ready to whoop the Red Coats. ...In 2026 it's time to whoop the Red Hats America. VOTE!

Oooooh, Sony going hard on this no disk future. I still have mine and buy Blu Rays. How about making the format public domain, since you're done with it?

A.A. MILNE, his son Christopher Robin, and the real Winnie The Pooh — in 1926. The first collection of his stories was published 100yrs ago today. (Milne was inspired watching his son play with a stuffed teddy he called "Edward Bear” & also by an American black bear named "Winnie" at London Zoo)

I would say that I am shocked and appalled that Kelly Clarkson is crashing out over a mechanical bird... ...But I am not. Because that is exactly the country we have devolved into. A perfect parable of America's vapid wretchedness.

It is said, "When they go low, you go high." I say, "When they go low, you kick 'em in the teeth. Keep ya head up next time."

😒 Ninja Theory is no more. A big FUCK YOU to Microslop. They were a good studio, chances are 99% that a game you played and love was worked on by them. If you want to save money maybe close activation. They've been squeezing out turds for years.

Real talk. We're getting GTA 6 before we get a new Mario game. So. Will we get Elder Scrolls 6 before a new Mario game?

Watching Nintendo Directs is like going to Disneyland and asking to see Mickey. But the staff is like, "nah.."

Amazing, of all the games in the Nintendo Direct, the only game to get me excited is a new Yokai Watch game. Still no Animal Crossing, no Mario, and I already knew about Pokemon Wind/Waves. Guess it's back to New Horizons to water flowers and swat villagers with my bug net.

Opinions are like buttholes. We all have one and they all stink.

Describe your music taste with only three artists. No genres allowed! 1 Pink Floyd 2 Ray Charles 3 Lester Flatt

I fully appreciate the irony of Sony trotting out the Chief Financial Officer to tell the players they're still not budging. Since this was always a "business" decision. They could have sent the CEO, CTO, etc...Nope. The money guy. It's always about the money.

In life there are three unavoidable realities. Death. Taxes. And everything Donald Trump touches turns to shit.

@microsoft.com It annoys me how Windows resets my OneDrive sync settings to default after an update. Then grabs my data without permission. Bombards me with finish setup notifications which are just ads/promps to sign up for their "services". I've switched my laptop to Linux. Is my gaming PC next?

Unfortunately the pervasivness of A.I. and Virtual Assistants has compelled me to disable voice activation. Advertisers have the habit of including the trigger phrase in ads. Which also made me realize the potential for prompt injection.

"A Wizard is never late. Nor is he early. He always arrives precisely when he means to." -Gandalf For the record, this doesn't work with your boss...

He that farts in the wind will soon complain of shit in his eye.