El Jebus

El Jebus

@eljebus.bsky.social

I'm having a good time. I'm friends with dogs and that's pretty cool. He/him, not a *literal* pig.

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Hanging out with my father-in-law so his wife can take a week off of 24/7 caregiving. Alzheimer's is fucking terrible, but there is a silver lining: ok, I can't actually think of a silver lining. This shit is terrible. Hug your loved ones while they remember you.

This whole thread. I feel like we all have our own version, but this one captures the essence of each. Well written, Gillian. Thank you, Dolly.

Gillian Brockell@gillianbrockell.com

This girl I used to waitress with in Austin, we moved to New York together in 2003 on a literal Greyhound bus. Shared a fifth floor walk-up studio that, when it rained, had more leaks in the ceiling than we had pots and pans. We used to get drunk and smoke off the fire escape and do “sad-offs.”

Imagine seeing Jefferies saying no to universal healthcare/m4a and loving Israel and refusing to commit to abolishing ICE and saying some dumb shit like vote blue no matter who.

Until he actually apologizes to the harmed trans woman, he's effectively siding with the right wing machine he doesn't want to associate with. That said, this is still better than publicly siding with the bigots after getting made fun of on the internet.

Ken Jennings@kenjennings.bsky.social

I saw yesterday that some right-wing outlets were running stories about me, which I’m used to. But this time I’m going to say something about it, because these were framed to imply that I was aligned with their own transphobia. ⬇️

Trump's involvement should have seen the US kicked out of the tournament, not Balogun's red card being suspended. More than a deserved win for Belgium, a deserved loss for the US.

Thinkin a lot about that Steve Earle album from right around our invasion of Iraq. Somethin about when the revolution starts. Kinda feels like something big is about to happen to some of the terrible people making this world worse. There's only so much the people can take before they snap.

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I can do serious, I can do funny, I can do sci-fi and fantasy and romance and whatever. I just need money to live

Saying again I desperately need work, I do not have a way to pay my rent on the 1st, please get in touch if you would like me to write for your game or book or comic or show or website or whatever

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Please think about blocking, or at least unfollowing, @cwebbonline.com until he addresses and remedies this.

amanda moore 🐢@noturtlesoup17.bsky.social

Hey man, you need to stop taking my fucking videos, cropping off my handle, splicing it with other clips (which you presumably also stole), and then slapping your name on it. It’s one thing to download my TikTok and post it instead of just sharing here, but we’re hitting lawyer territory here.

Is it against the rules to hope specific people die? Can I say I hope person X dies? I'm not hoping someone kills them, just, like, maybe they choke on a cheeseburger, or die shitting themselves before they reach the toilet.

I look forward to him burning in hell.

Politico@politico.com

EXCLUSIVE: Liberal icon Barney Frank is entering hospice care. One of his final acts: Preparing a book repudiating his party's left flank. One of his regrets: "I won’t see the continued implosion of Donald Trump.” Read the full interview👇

Incredible how folks forget the recent past. The DEA stonewalled Biden and will likely try to stonewall Trump because weed is such a useful tool for them.

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Really fuckin tired of the "this is why Kamala lost" discourse. She lost for a number of reasons, some good, some bad. Dems should be telling us what they will do, now. Stop telling us you agree that Trump is bad and tell us what you plan to do to fix all of *this*.

Doesn't even respond to Chad. Coward ass bullshit from Sam once again.

Sam Adams@samadams.bsky.social

No, we absolutely fucking can’t. The moment we fall back “ho hum, there he is crowing over his enemy’s death again,” we have lost something we will never get back.

If Trump chokes to death on a big mac, do you think McDonalds stock goes up or down? Does anyone notice or are we all too busy celebrating in the streets?

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The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com

To strike 1,000 targets in 24 hours in Iran, the U.S. military leveraged the most advanced AI it’s ever used in warfare. Anthropic’s Claude partnered with the military’s Maven Smart System, suggesting targets and issuing precise location coordinates. https://wapo.st/46BFe1T

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Replying to @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com

someone outside the botnet has caused the account @memeaggregator.bsky.social to block me but i encourage everyone to still search for the account and report one of its many, many spam replies for spamming behavior. this is the best way we can get rid of the botting problem on bluesky!

Looking forward to someone asking Bari Weiss how her visit to Epstein Island was. I hope it is recorded but I know we'll all sort just feel it when it happens.