Parody Elon Musk🚀💰

I've taken a bigger kicking from this film than if I'd been brought down in the penalty area by Billy Bremner and Norman Hunter. Leeds United fans will understand. ⚽

Sorry to f**k up the start of your week!

Just when you thought I was the maddest bastard on the planet... 🤣

I know how he feels!

He would say, "take me to your leader." And I'll say, "That's me."

...and I've been hired to advise the Pentagon on the future of warfare. What could possibly go wrong??

If you retweet these pictures of me, I shall sue!!!!

This wins my special prize for the best use of my flying Tesla Roadster. Iron Woman!! 👍

So - 70+ years before my flying Tesla Roadster... 🤣 #LoveLondon

Well at least it's a great tune!! 😁

I think four hours of me is just the match highlights...

Every one a go-er! 😁🚗

I don't need one I'm a horror show anyway 😱

Good Morning Bluesky! To kick off your week, I will share my futuristic vision of my favourite building in my favourite city - in the year 2124. ⚽ Rockets, flying cars, everything! 🚀 #YNWA #Liverpool #ThePopesLaunchpad

Just doing my bit 😆

I thought this was clever. Only I can't grow the 'tache.

Hold me, love me Eight Days A Week 🎸

Er... Can I phone a friend

That Alex Gibney does say the nicest things! 🤩

Flying tonight! 🚗🚀

Flying cars are real! But I'm not...

Musk for tax purposes 🤣💰

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Bit like, I made the atomic bomb, but i didn't give the actual order to drop it on Japan.

You've got to admit - I'm great at a cunning stunt!

My new Roadster flies!!! But don't do a test run on the M25 round London 🤣🚗

Basically, I'm bonkers in the nut

Yes it Trump wot did it I'm also admitting how much my systems are tied in with and paid for by the U.S. Government

...and they're bound to investigate me. I'm an open book...

I keep saying my dad is a monster... 🤣

My favourite quote ever. ⚽

I like to remind Donnie I'm much taller than him.

And I may have also said that the Pope isn't a Catholic 🙏

Ha! Great way to shift all my unsold Cybertrucks!! 🐱

I DO know how to make chips! Just treated myself to an air fryer 😁

Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee... ...two ladies!! 🎶 - and I'm ze only man!!

I don't know about you but I think I'm looking a bit fey in this photo. 🤩

...and my team didn't get thrashed by Man City today 😱

...and Starship launches 🚀⚽

...or now I'm up to 14, an entire football (soccer) team, plus substitutes.. ⚽ #TheDamnedUnited

Today's Quick Quiz: Who's more out of it in this photo, me or Donnie??

I did say 'could' be. You know me, I never exaggerate!

So as a lifelong Liverpool fan, should I put in an offer? ⚽

I really need to expand my horizons and aim much further than my usual narrow ambitions.

I'm also Goalscorer of the Month ⚽

I'm a bit like Man CIty in their heyday....

I'm sorry to spoil your day y'all, but I'm about to be awarded the National Medal of Science at the White House today...🚀⚛️😁 And I'm not making that up.

More than 10,000

I go through women like some football clubs go through managers. ⚽

I'm a trillionaire again 💰

Shivon... 😘