emilia dot boo-ze

a new song from me, emi, your resident music clown. please listen. i guess. thebandemilia.bandcamp.com/track/kick-it

jayz headlining the superbowl is them getting their bad one out of the way after several years of bangers

Okay Bitch

oh it is GORGEOUS in chicago today 💜💜💜

is it a good sign if this is what your girlfriend is doing on a monday afternoon?

my body has unconditionally surrendered to my demands. speak softly and carry a big stick-methicone

oh my god please. please. PLEASE.

simethicone and coffee will solve this constipation or i WILL go to the nuclear option

psychiatrists are such fascinating people

cuddling with her blanket because it smells like her type shit

being a blackhawks fan is awesome if losing is the vibe

gonkcel scophon

HASTA LA VICTORIA SIEMPRE

yes, yes, it's true. i've been fucking my cat.

your white dad after the twin towers fell:

white person reading a newspaper:

engels talked about this

@hulkfuckscar.top HATES TWINKS and @dilfkink.kindboys.online specifically!!!!! drama alert!!!!!!!!!!!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨

just had some baked goods that blew my mind... .

the seer

i showed u my binkus please respond

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The package is secure

@neildegrassetyson.com I'm having trials and tribulations can i kiss u

IM GONNA CUM LENORRISSSSSSSSSS

COCKS!!!!!!

It's kind of crazy that we're at a point culturally and technologically where you can drop your telephone into a bowl of your own piss and then within like half an hour you're just supposed to be back to normal

this is the face she made last night when she heard me walking down the hall in my cowgirl boots. "🏳️‍🌈❓️🤨" ass mf