Emily Aster

I'm Emily Aster, Mars Witch! I stream at ttv/EmilyAster and cohost the Arcade Pit!

Stream is live with Silksong! Today's the day we find Act 3, I can feel it in my bones. www.twitch.tv/EmilyAster

it's been exactly 3 minutes and thirty seconds time for your healthy diet of just dimates

Thank you, I was very fond of this read lmfao

HAN SOLO: Hell, I never would have flown a spaceship if it wasn't for the daring exploits of Ben Quadinaros, famed podracer... He inspired all of us kids back on Corellia. LEIA (NODDING): Yes, I also know and love Ben Quadinaros. The boy, Han... let's name the boy after him

Look at her. She doesn't know anything about PHP vulnerabilities or using 4 as a private key.

It's been a minute since it came out- have you watched For The Love Of The Game: A DMC Retrospective? The reviews are in! www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqeU...

Thank you, I was very fond of this read lmfao

i still think about your delivery of "the show thinks you have a brain the size of a *PEANUT*" so often

It's been a minute since it came out- have you watched For The Love Of The Game: A DMC Retrospective? The reviews are in! www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqeU...

Guess who's absolutely stoked to be done with punishment time and allowed outside again

php don't know what it is don't care (i try to log on to umamusume but its servers are down for emergency maintenance) PHP is a general-purpose scripting language geared towards web development.[11] It was created by Danish-Canadian programmer Rasmus Lerdorf in 1993 and released in 1995.[12][13] The

It's happening again in like... 2 weeks! I'm thrusting my dogwater mech designs on @emilyaster.bsky.social, @tietuesday.bsky.social, @wanderingnewbie.bsky.social and @sword.zone again and they're gonna beat the hell outta eachother with 'em! Tuesday 3rd Nov - 10pm GMT @ twitch.tv/dr_dubz

Look at her. She doesn't know anything about PHP vulnerabilities or using 4 as a private key.

I was the only person in that showing of You Can See Everything with the Guile hair popcorn bucket.

Star Wars Galactic Racer being a roguelite is so fun, man. I got a build around vent-cooling my ramjet with the Vent upgrade that goes until it causes freeze but lasts for longer, but then I got another part that said I can't be frozen. 100% Ramjet Uptime unless I crashed into anything

54 sandwiches in and im finally getting the answers i started keeping a notes app for, you just gotta keep complaining and eating sandwiches to find the sandwich that reminds you of the ingredients of the first sandwich you really liked

evercold spoilers

Another adjacent @jdcmedlock.bsky.social essential hit

[metroid] a wish she wrote about when she was a kid

Today in the purest distillation of my New Hire Guy experience Me: "Remember, we talked about this- always use Name and Date of Birth when searching for patients" Him: [Visibly not using patient name and hitting search] "I am."

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Because it was more accurate to do so

oh BROTHER

I still love this moment because yeah it's very serious in context but out of context this is a man who's just incredibly confused about a cow

Philomena Cunk is in the new Marvel TV show????

New hire tried and failed to open a small box of shots, turned it over, and then turned to me and said "it's broken" BROTHER IT IS A ***BOX***

DEADMAN DANNY'S GOT AN IZUNA DROP

a what on the moon

(Purring intensifies)

re-uploading because I misspelled their name. I'm sorry Biddy Blas, you deserve so much better.

four years ago I posted this image of paleontologist Jan Smit looking at rocks and his son-in-law replied with something even better

if you don’t keep up with the youth i want you to know they’ve renamed “tramp stamps” to “cake toppers” which feels like the first advancement for feminism in a long time

Sad nurse look obtained!! I accidentally lied about weekend i forgot today was Friday lol

dude look at my warrior of light we ARE surviving the final days

www.twitch.tv/tietuesday/c... The full rant at the end is so good im just breathlessly chuckling dude what a game

Continuing Part 3 today, now! We got through the first boss yesterday, time for the rest!

Folks, it's finally time Canto X, Part 3- Meursault is going to rebel against the entire world www.twitch.tv/EmilyAster

a while ago i wanted to ask my local cinema if they were gonna play Nirvanna the band the show the movie and the chatbot just sent me a link for applying for a cleaning job. megaman.exe would have not been so useless. he'd say "jack me in so i can bust some mettaurs!" and we'd go on an adventure.

when i was about 11 the coolest possible idea to me was megaman battle network. i loved sharkman.exe and wanted him to me my friend. now everything has some kind of digital assistant and it completely fucking sucks