Emily

Stop, stop, they’re already dead!

@richpalin.bsky.social 🚨 ZENDAYA IS IN BALLHALLA 🚨

Complaining about Contreras challenging even when he’s right is so funny

On the phone with my dad today I was mentioning how I’m still hoping for a longer series but that I’ve been saying it’s the Brewers year and he said, “yes, I remember you saying that a few months ago!” So that is corroboration that I’m a genius please treat me accordingly when they win.

I take it all back my king

Oof, Chandler

Every time they show Nick Martinez I become further enamored with how wide his hat brim looks

As someone who used to work for DeviantArt, the people you really want to worry about are the ones into vore.

Oh god that AI slop Yandy Diaz what are we doingggggg

They actually did it; they scored in regulation. A miracle.

That second period ruled, but of course the worst place for the Sharks to be is with a lead in the third so we’ll see

Holyyyyy shit Asky 🔥

Hulu Live is allergic to offering me the Sharks broadcast first. Always suggesting the opposing team.

Living in LA rules, every concert as a special guest. Lisa Loeb at Michelle Branch, Zedd at Hayley Williams, and tonight Christiana Aguilera sang with Chappell Roan

Defying LA stereotypes by going out when it’s raining AND taking public transportation

In 8th grade my mom was a volunteer to grade our spelling tests (our names were covered up) and when she saw which one mine was she said I write like a boy.

It’s such a shame that Cathy from East of Eden will never get to watch or read Gone Girl

I shouldn’t be basketball posting but I feel like that Chen basket was crazy

Oh okay so the Sharks are fully incapable of winning in regulation. Tying goal literally in the last second.

Didn’t care for that one bit

Switching between the Sharks game and the NLCS, I feel like I gotta watch Men in Black after to complete the Will Smith trifecta

a sweep would hit like crack

“I’m surprised they left Snell in for the 7th,” I said, turning on the game and foreshadowing what was to come

My mom fucking hates Thomas Kinkade

Brewers PA system playing “Leave (Get Out)” for the Dodgers pitching change sent me

CALIFORNIANS NEED TO SPREAD THIS FAR AND WIDE. Too many voters are low information and will vote yes on all three w/o realizing the latter cancels out the former

Well, glad we don’t all have to become Catholic now at least

*rarely pays attention to the AL voice* so this Gavin Williams fella seems pretty good

i'm sorry, but it's still incredibly funny to imagine a literal pope watching this and yelling at the TV

Sharks only winning in overtime will be the death of me

Well that’s one way to tie it up

"Patty Barrels, they call him.” I mean like 3 years ago maybe

NHL having a Connor McDavid and a Connor McMichael is unacceptable. That’s just lazy writing.

It’s so foggy in Chicago. God I wish that were me.

Live by the short porch, die by the short porch

It's! Too! Hot!

Verlander at the analyst table, bro you retired 5 minutes ago!