Akilla Cooper

"Daddy's comin' and I gotta get my ass good and tight," is not the messaging they want right now

The day will come when he's no longer here and they will all have to reckon with the fact that everyone in their corrupt party genuflected for a senile pedophile.

Since it's spooky season and some folks have been passing it around again today, here, once again, is my How to Write a Horror Movie Crash Course!

To Impugn The Dignity Of The Cheesecake Factory Is To Impugn The Dignity Of America. Or Something. www.wonkette.com/p/to-impugn-... By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social

"socialist, socialize, social, dont matter to me, lower my cost of living!” Hang it in the Louvre

this man is such a gift

The lessons from Brazil and Serbia? Don't concede one inch of ground to the far right. Don't appease. Don't triangulate. Don't grovel. Don't say they have "legitimate concerns". Mobilise your base, and fight them with all the democratic means at your disposal.

I’m surprised it took him this long.

"are you coming back?"

perfect, no notes

A serial rapist was elected twice as President, a fact we don't reckon with nearly enough. Now one of two major political parties has been molded in his image, run for and by violent sexual abusers who hate women.

So they were okay with doing it as long as it didn’t become public and make them all look like complicit assholes

Incredibly sad. Condolences to his friends and family

WE DID IT. I CANT FUCKING BELIEVED WE DEFEATED USA WE DEFEATED A COUP WE DEFEATED META WE DEFEATED EVERYONE WHO TRIED TO SILENCE BRAZILIA PEOPLE LULA WON GUYS. THE PEOPLE WON.

Agreed. Really enjoyed it

A win is a win but McVay still can’t coach 4 full quarters. Came very close to blowing yet another lead due to turnovers on offense. Hope they learn from this and use the momentum. The good news is that we can win when we’re down a lot of weapons. We just gotta survive until everyone’s healthy

Mood for this Rams game

I don’t feel sorry for anyone who bought this crap

Watch it with the sound off and you can really see the frustration.

HALLOWEEN was released on this day in 1978 and there's probably no movie I've written about more! Here are just a few of the things! For @vulture.com, a deep dive into its making and impact: buff.ly/w9gpicV

Love this for him with ten days to go before Election Day

We know *he’s* gonna see this. We can only hope that his man crush openly mocking to loud applause sends him into a fit of rage that ends with us finally popping that bottle of champagne.

So, wait, has NaNoWriMo rebranded as "Novel November", paid for by ProWritingAid, which used to be a spell/grammar checker but now is (you guessed it) an "'AI' grammar checker"--in short, yet another way for a griftslop machine to grab human-written text? Do I have that right?

It's 10 o'clock in the morning on October the 24th, if you want to know.

*when a dem is in power* The tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants *when a republican is in power* criticizing the government is treason actually

He is not wrong.

i wrote about the GORP

Just leaving this here... www.vanityfair.com/story/layoff...

i thought about this old tweet tonight and how nothing has ever aged better

#iykyk

Whenever I write, inevitably at some point Ro will hop on my desk and demand pets, which results in a forced break. I'd love to know how cats think. I really wanna know what thought/impulse triggers her to go "I want the large, two-legged cat who lives in my house to pet me and give me scritches"

I've voted, dropped it off in a ballot box and got the confirmation it's been received. I kinda wish there was a notification that went out to campaigns that I'm no longer an option so they stop sending me mailers and texting me.

Hollywood isn't a zero-sum game where someone else's success diminishes yours. Their staffing doesn't take away your opportunity. Their sale doesn't block yours. Your only meaningful competition is the writer you were last month. Focus there. #scriptsky

Exactly

Y’all know I’m going for the big man that goes smacky smacky

Let them have the damn candy

Remember when I told you that the trigger for the screaming reactionary backlash wasn’t e.g. public anger over Black Lives Matter: it was the personal terror of a bunch of rich arse-grabbers, watching Harvey Weinstein get dragged to jail unprotected by his wealth