Neil Brazier

Do you like the Pet Shop Boys? Do you like colouring in, or "mindfulness" as it's now called? Then today is your lucky day! HappyToast's "60 Pet Shop Boys Outfits (to colour in)" is now available!

@tokyosexwhale.bsky.social hopefully some sales coming your way. An estate agent loved my wall art and asked for details.

whoever wins we lose

Tour T-Shirt ideas I'm considering for @wheatus.com

I made the Monster Month pictures into a sweet little pocket book, the perfect stocking filler! You can get them here www.lulu.com/spotlight/ha... Along with my Very Hungry Great White Shark book and 2026 Calendar and some much, much older stuff from early b3ta days that I forgot was still on there.

When an animation house is pushing a tool at children that will rob them of the skills and desire to spend time and effort creating art and animation, you have to wonder what kind of future they'll have.

Thank you for all the new orders! Things are a bit bleak for us small business illustrators at the moment so I really appreciate it! bsky.app/profile/toky...

Once upon a time I wanted to marry an American, partly for the visa. Now I'm wondering if any Americans want to marry a Brit, partly for a visa? This is an URGENT VISA announcement to any American women. Give me a call!

@tokyosexwhale.bsky.social finally got into the city. Right by the cathedral on the main thoroughfare. Hopefully it lasts a while!

It’s vile that a company that trades on broken dreams, misfortune & toys torn from the hands of children to keep the bailiff away, uses a slogan like ‘Get your ass in gear!’ about Christmas. Why? So parents buy presents they can’t afford that still have the fingerprints of kids they were taken from?

Right. Let's Christmas!

Where can I find the application for The Great British Prince Hunt? I think I could do a better job than Mr. Windsor did.

HappyToast Halloween Print Sale, lots of horror related A4ish pictures, £10 each, 2 for £15 or 3 for £20. Not many of each, DM me. For clearer pictures check my site. I'll add a reply saying if any are sold out, so check before ordering.

FLASH SALE! 15%OFF everything in my shop. Use code FLASH15. I sell giclee prints, tees, mugs, stickers and magnets. My next two orders (#4692, #4693) will get a FREE Halloween Vader sticker. If you could share this so I can get some new customers I'd really appreciate it! www.infinitebacon.com

There’s 15% OFF in my little shop at the moment if you use the code FLASH15 www.infinitebacon.com Have a browse. bsky.app/profile/eaty...

Nigel Tufnel in a Sooty shirt?! Incredible. #SpinalTapII

Taskmaster has given me a new celebrity crush in Ania Magliano.

"You're gonna need a bigger bookshelf" The Very Hungry Great White Shark is available now! www.lulu.com/shop/happy-t...

Why are there so few showings of #SpinalTapII this weekend?!

If rumours about a Muppet Show revival are true, I will make it my lifelong ambition to be a joke writer for Fozzy Bear.

Can we PLEASE stop talking to Fuckwit Farage?!

We could all use a little extra compassion. To help support mental health and suicide awareness I’m releasing a limited ‘Porkins’ giclee print — £5 from each sale goes to CALM (Campaign Against Living Miserably) Grab one & help a great cause: 👉 www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/porkins Thank you!

Why didn't Jim just ask Google what a rundown was?

Put Snow White on in the background today, admittedly was zoning in and out. Heard her singing "one step forward and two steps back". I thought "that's a good song"...then realised Olivia Rodrigo was playing on the Alexa.

Had a dream about a movie, tell me if you've heard it. Jazz Ghost. Essentially Ghost Dad but the ghost was a famous jazz player and helps his jazz-player-aspiring-son play the show of his life by possessing his body.

If I have a really good idea for a TV drama series, but am not very good at writing, or have any clue how to pitch this, what do I do?

Friday afternoon print sale, A4 prints, £10 each, only two of each available. Just reply to this saying which you want (check no one's beaten you to it first) and I'll DM you for details

@wheatus.com I'm going to be on BBC Radio 2 tomorrow at 5.40PM (BST) to try and win the chance for them to play Dirtbag (no other choices!). I will try to plug the tour!

Everyone knows rain is God doing a wee

Why do they have an autocue at Glastonbury?

I see nobody filming on their phones at Glastonbury (the sets I've seen anyway). Is that because there is a high chance it'll get lost, it's charging in the tent or why bother when iPlayer has you covered?

Shouldn't really be surprised at the number of nepo babies in entertainment. You wouldn't give an opportunity to an unknown would you?

Geez Louise. Just seeing crowds at Glastonbury is giving me palpitations!

My 15% SALE is still on. Just use the code TOKYO at checkout. It’s my post day today so get your order in before 3pm for your order to be processed today. www.infinitebacon.com I’m up-to-date with my Teenage Mutant Ninja Renaissance Artists prints so I’m looking for new orders :) Thank you!

*jaw dropped* at the rumour Universal Studios UK will have a Hill Valley!!

I had to get this idea out of my head. Giclee prints now available in my shop. Buy all 4 and get a £20 discount PLUS if you use the code: TOKYO you’ll receive another 15% OFF any order! Please do share as things are SO slow for us struggling artists www.infinitebacon.com Thank you!

Argh! @wheatus.com on @bbcradio2bot.bsky.social ! Happy Dirthday

Not quite 25, but here's one (or three) of the first Teenage Dirtbag videos I ever filmed. Happy Birthday Dirtbag. #wheatus #teenagedirtbag #25yearsyoung youtu.be/pW-61oY-WK8?...

Well I hope that's really the end of the will-they-won't-they Maggie/Negan dynamic. Just get on with giving us a zombie massacre. #DeadCity

Things the world doesn't need: Instagram videos teaching you how to doodle. Who needs to be taught to draw randomly on a piece of paper?!

People always ask, who'd win in Batman v #Superman or Darth Vader v Superman. But no-one ever asks who'd win in Superman v a three year old girl. Because everyone is afraid of the answer.

Why the hell are AA membership and motor insurance two different things?! You should get the breakdown as part of the insurance.

So where can one purchase Muppet Vision 3D memorabilia? They're not going to just throw all that staging out, surely?

What's the best open world zombie game, if there is one?

Dang, that wedding disco song from Andor S02E03 is a banger!

“WHO YOU CALLING A BUNCH OF PANSIES?!?”