Election Profit Makers

New EPM: ⤵️ “Two Weeks Out From The Midterms: Our Experts Weigh In” overcast.fm/+AAr_ruau3_w

listening to an old episode of election profit makers and apparently i had previously paused it at just the right moment to hit play on at least 30 seconds of frog field recording in the middle of the subway before i realized that phone was not connected to my airpods

I early voted in my @epmcool.bsky.social t-shirt.

New EPM: ⤵️ “It Won’t Show Up Anywhere If You Wire Money To American Express” overcast.fm/+AAr_ruy3JKk

New EPM: ⤵️ “Scraggly Facial Hair In The Battlespace: The Hidden Lethality Of Beardos (Our Experts Weigh In)” overcast.fm/+AAr_rtVZlYU

New EPM:⤵️ “Eating Healthy Is Anti-Human” overcast.fm/+AAr_rtqpeNg

Think your city has a strong tree canopy? Your local traffic cams may tell the story.

New EPM: ⤵️ “UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER NOW!!!” overcast.fm/+AAr_rvk6DBs

New EPM: ⤵️ “Could The $5,000 Trump Dividend Help Americans' Pain At The Pump? Our Experts Weigh In.” overcast.fm/+AAr_ruuIW3Q

New EPM:⤵️ “Dan Brown International Airport (DBI)” overcast.fm/+AAr_rtH_1x4

Patreon episode PREVIEW: “Tree Canopy Percentages — Reconciling Data and Vibes” overcast.fm/+AAr_rs76y3U

Nerdy blog post in honor of @epmcool.bsky.social and @jonkimball.bsky.social.

New EPM: ⤵️ “I Never Want To Bring You Anything But Joy” overcast.fm/+AAr_rvYjLrs

New EPM: ⤵️ “Introductory Analysis Of Aircraft Carrier Logistics For The Modern Warfighter” overcast.fm/+AAr_rt10SnA

New Election Profit Makers:⤵️ “Reflecting Pool Reflections” overcast.fm/+AAr_rth0pmA

New EPM: ⤵️ “The Tell-Tale Apostrophe” overcast.fm/+AAr_rt9Ksmw

New EPM: ⤵️ “Biblically Accurate Vice Presidents” Jon celebrates a big Duke loss. David talks about the X-Men. overcast.fm/+AAr_rvz5eN4

New EPM:⤵️ Jon and David discuss whether UNC coach Hubert Davis could be the next DHS secretary overcast.fm/+AAr_rvOjDFQ

New EPM:⤵️ Jon and David discuss whether UNC coach Hubert Davis could be the next DHS secretary overcast.fm/+AAr_rvOjDFQ

New EPM:🍀 David celebrates illegal speech acts. Jon considers a listener's new method of ranking skylines. overcast.fm/+AAr_rt8fQR0

New EPM: ⤵️ “Let’s Brainstorm Ideas To Lower Gas Prices” David reads Australian cicada names. Jon reviews War dot Gov. overcast.fm/+AAr_runFYLw

New EPM: ⤵️ “A Celebration Of Operation Epic Fury And America's Warrior Ethos” overcast.fm/+AAr_ruBAc4g

New EPM: ⤵️ “The State Of Our Union Is Basically Kash Patel Chugging Beer In An Italian Locker Room” overcast.fm/+AAr_ru0DTjk

New EPM: ⤵️ “The State Of Our Union Is Basically Kash Patel Chugging Beer In An Italian Locker Room” overcast.fm/+AAr_ru0DTjk

We’re back!! overcast.fm/+AAr_rvYMLjQ

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Announcement from EPM: We’re taking some time for a reset 💚 epm.fireside.fm/364

No podcast today. We’re taking the week off so we can come back with full war fighting energy in 2026. Thanks for your support.

New EPM: ⤵️ “My Desires Are Human” overcast.fm/+AAr_rsVAGK0

Boxing

New EPM: ⤵️ David marvels at Epstein’s legs. Jon shares a profound document from 30 years ago. overcast.fm/+AAr_rvrypX0

Another EPM: ⤵️ “The Driest Place’s Wettest November” overcast.fm/+AAr_ruA9acc

New EPM: ⤵️ “Gas-Pumpin’ Shoes” overcast.fm/+AAr_rvgpa4o

New EPM: ⤵️ “Nuzzi Lizza Pizza Paparazzi Dazzles” Jon and David discuss various theories about Jeffrey Epstein overcast.fm/+AAr_rvchdvM

New EPM: ⤵️ “Skinny Jonny comes around” overcast.fm/+AAr_rstzZWM

New EPM: ⤵️ “Sammy Dammy” overcast.fm/+AAr_rtVCt-Y

The Runarounds finally play a gig in Chapel Hill. Join our Patreon to hear the full episode overcast.fm/+AAr_rsBGAfE

New EPM: ⤵️ “Trump's Golden Ballroom Will Leave You Soaking Wet” Jon has a proper football adventure. David thinks about someday watching a baseball game. overcast.fm/+AAr_ru7be4I

Recorded a few weeks ago. Join our Patreon to hear the full episode! overcast.fm/+AAr_rst3PLk

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New EPM:⤵️ “It Was Actually Pretty Chill” Jon and David share their impressions of performing at the Riyadh Comedy Festival. overcast.fm/+AAr_rufMbBI

PREVIEW: The Runarounds - recap of episodes 2 & 3 overcast.fm/+AAr_rvIHYlc

New EPM:⤵️ “Space Smells Like Something Burning” Jon enjoys his cough syrup. David checks PredictIt about the government shutdown. overcast.fm/+AAr_rs8Jtjc

New EPM: From The Conference Room Of A Prestigious Southern University ⚔️ Jon pays a campus visit to a formerly tiny centrist. David reacts to the latest GWAR news. overcast.fm/+AAr_rtHaUxM

New EPM: ⤵️ “Practicing Politics The Right Way” Jon and David consider Ezra Klein’s essay about Charlie Kirk. epm.fireside.fm/345

New episode of EPM: “Maximum Lethality, Not Tepid Legality” Jon and David celebrate Secretary Hegseth’s bold new vision for America’s warfighters. overcast.fm/+AAr_ruX37EA

New EPM: Donald Trump Is Not Dead And Will Probably Live Forever David savors Rudy Giuliani’s latest adventure. Jon recaps an historic UNC football game. overcast.fm/+AAr_rv0Zib0

"AI is just a fancy word for BM" — David Rees

New EPM: We Need To Be Having More And More Information As We Head Into The Future overcast.fm/+AAr_rsFb0rk