Eric Allen Hatch

Last-minute Halloween costume idea: Amanda Seyfried’s farting horse

When a Twin Peaks character thinks they know what year it is

Nathan: Do you understand why this is funny? Elizabeth: There are two girls but they only have one cup? Billy [rewinding the video to its beginning and studying it at 1/4 speed]: THANK YOU FOR SHOWING US THIS

One sick person has the chance to make the dream of billions of healthy persons come true

Nathan: Do you understand why the ending is impactful? Elizabeth: He forgot what year it is Nathan: Sort of. In traversing the multiverse, Cooper inadvertently disrupted the fabric of shared reality and activated a nightmarish loop of unending retraumatization Billy: Im extremely good at sex

CHALLENGERS (2024) | Director of Photography: Sayombhu Mukdeeprom | Director: Luca Guadagnino | #OnePerfectShot

Move Over, MANDY! We’ve just updated Beyond Video’s All-Time Top-Renting Titles, and for the first time in 6 years it’s not that Nicolas Cage movie. Spoiler alert: it’s another Nicolas Cage movie! Check out the top 100 here, and pop over to IG for slides of the top 300 renters! 🤓📀💫🙏🏼🎥

Vintage @ericallenhatch.bsky.social

want to feel old? This is Tom for MySpace today

Anthony Kiedis and Girlfriend Address 33-Year Age Gap

MITCH FOLLOWS (2026)

Believe the hype!

New rule: climate-change deniers who made bad-faith “lolz so much for global warming” posts on unseasonably cool days must also make “hmm, rethinking global warming after all” posts on excessively hot days, as well as note on each such day if the heat happens to be a record high for their area. 😘

I enjoyed Backrooms well enough but for a better world we need 1 in every 1000 people who dug it to take a chance on Chronovisor as well

AIRPLANE II: THE SEQUEL (1982) | Director of Photography: Joseph F. Biroc | Director: Ken Finkleman | #OnePerfectShot

PAUL BLART WHO CAN RECALL HIS BACKLIVES (2027)

me immediately following some absolute moron wishing there were “a job where you get to watch all the movies for the rest of your life”

Friend of a Film Programmer: Have you seen Obsession yet? Film Programmer: Not yet! Have you seen RoughCut12282025_FilmFreewayScreener_TempSound_1080_Private_v3?

idea for claire denis:

eXistenZ (1999):

Earnest Orioles question: I get that Jeremiah Jackson is slumping, but for nearly a month he was carrying our offense and among the league leaders in offensive stats. Why does he have to fight for a spot in the lineup—and usually bat 9th if he makes it—when guys batting .160 like Mayo are always in?

found the first looksmaxxing video

Jeremiah Jackson is obviously emerging as a star. Stop batting him 9th imo #OriolesTweet

Need an expensive education that might sort of help you but you’re not entirely sure?

from the twitter files…

Noooooooooo!

Theatrical Moviegoing Has Survived the Advent of Radio, LPs, Television, Color TV, VHS, Cable, CDs, the Internet, DVDs, Social Media, YouTube, Flatscreen TVs, Streaming, Smartphones, Podcasts, Torrenting, Blu-Rays, and 4K UHDs Here's Why LOVE IS BLIND Season 12 Is Taking It Down

As the saying goes, mid-February showers bring late-February flowers [/climate-change observation]

i'm pretty sure this isn't what it looked like guys

Quite possibly the only creature on earth to watch the 1980 West German cruising dramedy TAXI ZUM KLO before heading to a Super Bowl party today

Trump’s camp approaching Josh Safdie to see if he’s really gone MAGA

from the twitter files…

Save the dang dates and get quite excited!

Behold Beyond Video’s Top SIX SEVEN rentals of 2025! It’s sublime how many gems rise to the top when people can choose from everything under one roof, rather than the false siloes created by corporate streaming services! For instance, peep the rankings for SOUNDTRACK TO A COUP D’ETAT and RED ROOMS!

reskeet for awareness

Celebrate safe, sleep in, and come see us 3-9pm on 1/1/26! 🥳