A. A. Ron Targaryen

She sells seashells in the Seychelles

Did someone say indicator? @planetmoney.bsky.social

I’ve now lived so much longer than I would ever have expected to that I feel I’m living in the future. This is when I imagined Neuromancer happening. And now the creators of today’s AI warn us that it threatens humanity.

All this strife about pronouns... Man, people get really angry when you teach them grammar.

I would bet that A.I. doesn't kill us all. Because if it does I wouldn't be able to spend the money.

Don't antagonize the fascist pigs

The rock lobster murders its mate with eager glee, and the onlookers respond only with "pass the tanning butter". We cannot dance around this mess. I must retreat to my own private Idaho where the skies are charcoal gray and the cars are as big as whales.

Trump coin should be called e-moluments

Which Star War is your favorite?

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The name tells you all you need to know about the significance of Sardinia’s most elusive pasta: su filindeu, the threads of God. Of the more than 350 officially recognized shapes of pasta in Italy, this is considered the rarest. nyti.ms/42JMzdu

My phone just randomly started playing this song in my pocket and I realized it would make a great ringtone. music.youtube.com/watch?v=edpL...

Maybe it would be a good thing if taxing the rich got them to work less. Get out of the office where you're surrounded by other rich people and all these nice amenities. Get out in the real world and see how normal people live. Experience the crumbling infrastructure.

A great passive aggressive thing to do when engaged in a customer service battle with a big enshittified company is to refer to your notes and say "And here in Exhibit A -- That's just my numbering system -- we have..."

Do you ever have a gadget last longer than you expected so you feel like you owe the company more money? For me it's my Jabra Solemate portable Bluetooth speaker. Going strong for over a decade. I've bought countless headphones in that time, but it's the only portable Bluetooth speaker I've had.

A Baby On Board sticker is way cooler when it's on a skateboard

We're all calling it "Operation Epic Furry", right?

Reclassifying marijuana finally closes that plothole on Half Baked

Now the White House is going to just shut down Kash's email when they fire him just to mess with him.

Circle of fifths would be a great name for a drinking game

Cocktail recipe: Combine 6 parts gin with 1 part dry vermouth in the glass. Do not shake or stir. Garnish with pickled onion. It's called a William Gibson. The cocktail's here, it's just not evenly distributed.

I hear this argument that even if you tax the rich at 100% and assume they don't leave, that's still not enough to pay for all these social programs. But what about the second order effects that come from the fact that they can no longer afford to buy all the politicians?

Do you all dry your tomatoes before putting them on your sandwiches? Am I the only one making these wet ass sandwiches? Are my tomatoes juicier? I use kumatos.

Why is it that the pastries that are the tastiest are also the hardest to make and pronounce? Kouign-amann, Sfogliatella, croissant

"We want to make the world a bettor place" - Any gambling or prediction market founder

Naming my new test framework Chungus Because it's an absolute unit test framework

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Ireland is a brogue state

"The cheese stands alone..." Quote from my review of the new pizza place

@profgalloway.com Some ideas for #resistandunsubscribe Help people find alternative ISPs they don't know about. If you don't have an alternative ISP, you can reduce your service by porting your landline to a VoIP service like Ooma. To attack ad-based businesses, sell a WiFi router with pihole

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Breaking news: Trump just bombed an Iranian flower shop based on reports of enriched geraniums.

Starting a new boutique shop to sell GLP-1 drugs: Pret A Mounjaro

AI generated code is the new COBOL

I'm so saddened by the ratio of the number times we say "late stage capitalism" versus the number of times we say "post capitalism"

I wonder how much of the time, when a hitchhiker is prompted for "ass, gas or grass", they rip a big fart.

I can't remember the last time I ate a pretzel. This is probably the longest I've gone in my life with not eating a pretzel.

I predict a future trend where spouses swap last names in order to get a fresh start vis a vis data collection.

Whenever someone refers to their significant other as their "partner" I like to imagine they're cowboys.

I think it would be a great tribute to the memory of Virginia Giuffre for her to be portrayed in a Quentin Tarantino movie of an alternate universe where she gets revenge and Epstein and Maxwell get exactly what they deserve.

Guys, "under age girls" is street slang for ketamine, didn't you know that? - Elon Musk, probably

Pardon me while I don this henley

Regex is short for rejular expression

If there is a pun to be made, someone will eventually make it. I call this Cole's Law.

I started cooking exclusively with dried beans; the flavor is uncanny.

What if the cure for autism is drinking water from the garden hose?

For my fellow geographically challenged Americans, Venezuela is about 600 miles (1000km) due South of Jeffrey Epstein's Pedophile Island (Little St. James, US Virgin Islands)

Naming my smart toilet Commode-or 64

Think about how much you speed, compared to how many times you've gotten pulled over for speeding. If you get caught hanging out with sex traffickers, you must hang out so much, with so many sex traffickers!