Eric Ruge

I used to have teenage angst, then middle-aged angst, and now there's just angst, for everyone 👍

I like smart people who know how to talk and engage with all people.

Does anybody really know what time it is? (Fuck you, Chicago, the band)

The rich have been eating the poor as long as I can remember. When do we finally see the inverse? I'm sure there been studies about this... Right...?

Do you ever feel like you're an ocean buoy collecting data and no one collects your data? Hashtag* everything. Hashtag* Smiley grimace face?

I live in California, which is now one of the best states in one of the worst countries of the World.

since California ballots are now out: prop 40 is the billionaire tax, and you should vote yes to stick it to them but both props 41 and 42 are designed to retroactively cancel the billionaire tax because they’re afraid they can’t beat it at the ballot box yes on 40, no on 41 and 42

How sad if he becomes the first Bionic Man...

Why do the Dodgers hitters hate their starting pitchers so much?

Just for the record, tropical storm penises are better than earthquake penises. So there's that...

Goddammit, I'm 56 years old and I'm feeling uncontrollable angst and rage. The music and drugs used to work just fine. What the hell is going on?

The further away from me, the less love you gets! (As said by me, to my cat)

Somehow everything balances out, or we wouldn't still be here.

I just need a job that is not overwhelming my ability to also be a fully-functioning and happy human being.

Why does the Evil Empire so often have the winning hand?

Hashtag, Jerry please? @jcsalterego.bsky.social

Everything is just bullshit, right? Right?

Are we setting our sights too low?

Psssh, how corrupt is YOUR government?

Kalshi: You can give us your money for whatever you want.

After spending time with with my 12 year old nephew I've realized there is an entire generation or two who have not known normalcy...

A tribute to the voice on a paper that is no longer paper in our hands.

I'm very skeptical about the big screen adaptation, but if this title is currently on your radar, I cannot recommend the book enough. #TheDogStars #PeterHeller #Trout #Hope

Dear ChatGTB, how do I get rid of all the unhelpful AI crap that my phone has suddenly starting guiding me towards after my most recent OS update...asking for all my friends, I would never personally forsake you...

Next, they'll poison the quiche!

If Hurricane Dolly unleashes her fury and decimates Epstein Island and Mar-a-Lago, I think I'd be convinced there's actually a higher power at work in the universe. Hopefully not the CIA or some shit...

Are your pixels pleasing your consciousness?

Dodgers/Royals game starting with only 3 umpires, you know the fix is in!

Dodgers should also trade for Paul Skenes just to be safe

About to do the geriatric candy flip of two Tylenol and two Advil...

Fantastic, can't wait to watch these! You should follow #hcrichardson.bsky.social if you don't already.

What does it mean, ultimately, to be alive?

The #Dodgers beat the #Brewers in the regular season tonight, so I'm sure the entire baseball time continuum has now been altered...

I like when people make sense about things that make sense.

This could've been a Social media post...

Sometimes the jokes write themselves. @ericstephen.bsky.social

God Bless Marge and Homer

I try to continually have this conversation with my partner, with my friends, and with myself: #findthegood #dothegood #bethegood

I could have a simpler life. There's just so many blisters and splinters...

This hit me in pretty much all of my feels...

I never did love anybody the way I do love you...

When did trickle down become trickle up. And when exactly did the trickle become a torrent?

I'm shocked, SHOCKED! Well, not that shocked... They should make a meme for this...

This seems totally fair. I'm totally a Billionaire.

Scientists unite the world more than politicians do. #themartian

How do you not drop a 2nd bunt after Rojas'?