ErisApparent (barbie nine jobs arc 👩‍🔧)

this won't be a pinned post forever, but with the current deluge of troll accounts, a quick note: hi! 👋 if you follow an account and have no information or posts, it is impossible to distinguish you from a troll. that can result in getting blocked, and that sucks -- please introduce yourself!

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i don’t know if i’ve ever been as high in my life as nicole kidman is in this video (complimentary)

I feel so bad when I don't have an answer to someone asking me "Will Again Again play in Boston?" or "Will it be streaming internationally?" but please DON'T STOP ASKING!!! This is a tiny movie with no distribution and no studio backing and you being vocal about wanting to see it helps immensely 💖🖤

they should make a pokemon game where the starters are faerie type, poison type

it’s a good day to be alive and waking up in the best city in the world

aw yeah, can’t wait to get my tár on

yeeting my bra off the minute the workday ends as i yell “get thee AWAY from me, satin!”

honestly i’m proud of this to a stupid degree 🤓

a man of so many memorable performances, but this is still one of his hardest bars

very much enjoying seeing t-pain in his sidequest era. he already checked off Lounge Singer, looks like he’s working on the Wizened Sage objectives now

Dolly did a big one for every woman who ever felt like less of a woman for not having children, and another big one for every woman who ever thought she couldn’t keep up with the boys, and another big one for everyone with an artist’s soul.

Dolly loved and mothered all of us who were told by our towns we were too fallen for loving and mothering. The queer. The slutty. The barren. “I know, honey. Just let it out.” —— I’ll leave you this. Dolly (and Linda and Emmylou) loving and mothering the wayward son. youtu.be/wWEQDyrbphE?...

Dolly Parton rose from poverty to stardom. She gave $500 to every student in her hometown who finished high school; she built hospitals & bald eagle preserves; her Imagination Library has gifted 300 million books to children. Roger Ebert met her and came away thinking she was a literal angel. RIP.

... not to mention her philanthropy (which could fill several posts alone), her mentorship for other up-and-coming artists (especially women artists, could ALSO fill posts), and speaking up for kindness and empathy to those who are least often afforded it. an absolute queen

💔 she recorded her first song by 10, sold her first songwriting credit by 20, and co-produced her first album before 30... less than 2yrs after women in the US were guaranteed the right to open a *bank account* not to mention acting, tv/film production (including buffy/angel!), dollywood...

I am not speaking in hyperbole when I say that I genuinely believe that the world would be a better place if people had enough of a spine to treat bad actors in every community this way. However, with proximity to money and fame everyone’s descernment and morals just kinda evaporate.

i did a new talk for the first time this week, which includes a lot about mister rogers, and felt embarrassed because i got choked up several times and had to pause. (because mister rogers, you see) then had the thought “can’t do the best version before the first version”

i may have posted this too early in the news cycle, because i LNOW it’s not because people forgot the national treasure “national treasure”

i can’t adequately define how profane an insult “with that ohio charisma he’s got” is when it comes from a michigander

i’m not sure there’s many things more bleak than “she works hard for the money” playing in the sad early hours of a vegas casino

bring back shame www.bostonreview.net/articles/how...

language is universal

on the weekly call with dad DAD: “you ever watch the short films on youtube?” ME: “…like, free movies?” DAD: “no, on the homesheet. if you go a couple rows down, they’ve got one category that’s just criticizing trump, pet videos, and guys working on their classic cars! it’s great!” 🥹

gnight from me and bizarro de vil

pov ur an LLM and just got stumped by a question on your US history exam

“an inch away from more than just friends” may not be the single best ever but goddamn if it isn’t up there

Your non toxic masculinity post of the evening

We had a lil nail salon date

just dropping a quick 1600 bars, like you do youtu.be/vMFdLj_-kFc

Fifteen years. Many houses and pets and tattoos ago. Happy anniversary, @eris404.rip ✨💙✨

the x-men are an avatar for marginalized stories as a metaphor for racial equality when introduced during the 60s US civil rights movement. since then, they’ve told stories of the holocaust, of AIDS, of immigrants, of queerness, of disability sometimes as metaphor, sometimes text

who else up early pondering their orbs?

i used to be cool

and pirates will get root on the robocaptains

currently sitting at “what if a charley horse was just a tired woman?”

three day weekend

name that episode