Jim. From Kansas.

Other than some outdated textbooks, I always pass my unwanted books along, rather than dumping them in the trash or recycling. About ten years ago, I made an exception for Scott Adams.

I'm too lazy to look up how to take a screenshot on this tablet, so my word for 2026 is.... AGAIN?

I take a small amount of comfort from the fact that while I know who this is about, I don't know (and don't want to know) any of the specifics.

My New Year's Day resolution: I'm not going to drag you down with my crushing depression and anxiety over (waves arms) all of this. But tomorrow is another day.

Chiefs-Titans is the only game I can watch in the early window. I probably deserve that. #NFL

Found her.

A Lord of the Rings Cover Band called The Eagles!!

The #1 movie when you were 10 is how your 2026 is going to go. So I'm either going to be eaten by a shark, or narrowly avoid being eaten by a shark. That tracks.

It's been a couple of weeks. Let's see if I'm ready to deal with the political hot takes that sneak into my feed no matter how hard I try to keep them out. I'm just tired, boss.

Crap. I missed Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day. Where can I get Belated Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day cards? #Watchmen

I was 24 in 1989. IIRC, I had gone retro and was listening to "Who's Next" and the like for a couple of years.

It's been several years since the Chiefs offense was this much fun to watch. Amazing what a healthy recieving corps and finding a couple of guys who can actually play LT can do.

Hmm. I believe this pumpkin patch lacks a certain..... sincerity. Try again next year.

I see the "person in every television commercial" crown has been passed to Heidi Gardner.

Butker's wife would have made that PAT, if he'd let her out of the kitchen.

Hard to think of a father and son who had more divergent careers than Richard and Mojo Nixon

If you enjoy infomercials from 15+ years ago, this Iowa State - Cincinnati game is for you! The local ad spots must have been unsellable in most areas.

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I've been in Sicily all week (and holy shit do I not want to leave) so seeing you people post FROM THE PAST is really trippy.

Centrist Dems would rather attract eight Republican voters and still lose, when they could move their policies about fifteen inches to the left and bring hundreds of thousands of disaffected voters to the polls and win. Billionaire money. It's a drug.

The New York Times is not your friend. Never has been, never will be. Stop expecting it to act like one.

Yeeeah, I think I'm just going to keep my thoughts to myself this evening. Except about cheese. Cheese is good.

I just got a Covid booster. Hooray for elevated BMI, I guess?

This is definitely some early-season Chiefs defense.

Co-sign.

Truth. My relatives who had dairy cows kept a pasteurizer on their counter. It was about the size of a crock pot.

I don't think a defensive slugfest is what people wanted from UT-tOSU today, but who are we to question the wisdom of the football deities.

Taylor Swift’s in-house legal commando squad right now

Happier flex: Springsteen in 2002 with a solo piano "Incident On 57th Street."

Sad flex: I was at the last show of the final Monkees tour before Mike Nesmith passed. I believe they played one more show in LA the next month.

The real answer to "Why is Cincy-Nebraska in Kansas City?" is "Clark Hunt loooooves money." Especially a sellout game's worth of money that he doesn't have to share with the NFL #cfb

Travis Kelce is the poster boy for "Shoot Your Shot, The Worst She Can Say Is No." Congrats to those crazy not-kids. I hope it works out.

People need to be a little more specific in their doomposting so I can determine which level of overreaction is most appropriate.

When I was 16, I hadn't yet seen the original IBM PC. So I'd walk around saying "duh, buh, guh?" the entire day.

The Kansas House of Representatives, a wholly owned subsidiary of Koch Industries, Inc.

I have been waiting 40 years for this stadium. Rock Chalk!! #kufb #cfb

Robot meets bollard. Nothing beats the #WorldBollardAssociation

"I Gave My Life to Christ in a Cracker Barrel Parking Lot" sounds like an all-time great satirical country song to me.

Is there a "pump it directly into my veins" option for this book?

Fr,fr!

I'm only going to be in Italy for ten days, so you can stuff this future tense stuff up your cloaca, Duolingo owl.

I'm going to the Minnesota State Fair next week. I am very disappointed to find that there is no @Rifftrax pavilion.

Things are shitty and stupid, but at least I can watch @rifftrax.com in an actual theater tonight.

Rey, Finn, and Luke. Plus Rian Johnson rustling some jimmies that desperately needed rustling.