David Cresswell

Next month I'm taking part in a Hadrian's Wall Relay supporting a friend & fellow #NUFC fan. Sadly Andrew was recently diagnosed with MND. I know we're all currently feeling the pinch, but anything you can spare would be hugely appreciated. www.justgiving.com/team/hadrian... @mndassoc.bsky.social

Bluesky has four kinds of users

This is quite extraordinary. I don't think I have heard a more coherent, articulate and accurate deconstruction & demolition of Nigel Farage's ReformUK, Tory & Restore policy than this. In under 85 seconds! @rafaelbehr.bsky.social is on here folks and worth a follow.

This is massive. This is part of what I was writing about in my last True Faith article. www.nytimes.com/athletic/768...

Well looky here, what's just starting on BBC2 tonight

In short: Owners putting money in = not ok Owners taking money out = ok

Sports Ball illustrations explaining the City scandal

Southpaw too 😉 - perhaps not surprising for a LB

Can we assume it has recently visited some kind of ISS service station? Or is there a more unsavoury explanation? A few days ago... The piss tank on the ISS is now 65% full.

I'm a huge admirer of this guy and the work that he does over in Thailand. He's currently back in the UK running for 24 hours. If you can afford anything, it would be so welcome www.happydoggo.com/tinas-hospit...

It's time to break the curse... 🏴‍☠️ IT'S MATCHDAYYY! 🐓

Nice to see Sky going with an ex-Spurs player plus (checks notes) another ex-Spurs player for their pundits. Expect a completely balanced commentary

www.gatesnotes.com/work/make-ai... When heavyweights like Bill Gates are concerned about AI, we should pay attention

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Marginally too young to be there, but simply listening to it on the radio had a profound effect on me. The start of a long journey as a toon fan

Robert Plant of Led Zeppelin was born on this day 1948 in West Bromwich...wait, what!?! 🤔

Arguably even the bottom four

Would that be the same Uefa that PSG's President is on the Executive Committee of? Think we all know how that'll play out 🤔

I'm sensing we're giving #NickPopeDay a miss this year?

When will the other 14 grow a pair and challenge the inherently anti-competitive PL

Easy, tiger. I'm a dog owner called Dave so feeling defensive either way

Forgive me for a repost of something from the other place, but this is really spot on. #NUFC 1/3

So at least we've moved on to the low-balling phase 🙄

Thought I'd save you the trouble

It's staggering how many days it has taken for him to agree these (supposed) personal terms #justarse www.justarsenal.com/arsenal-agre...

Aye, let the lad kick a ball for us, before you starting shilling him around your paymasters

Absolutely 💯 this...

Please, no more entertainment pre extra time

What time does the random fan try and hit the bar from the halfway line?

The rot at FIFA has gone too far. Under Infantino, political greed has completely broken the game we love. We can't just watch from the sidelines anymore, the FA and our European partners need to walk away and build a fair, clean alternative from scratch. It’s time to move on.

Albert Schmackos

Tell me you know absolutely nothing about football (soccer 🤮), without telling me

Can you pick up some Pissi beer while you're in there? youtu.be/3KNjjVVikq0?...

He mucks up the second jump on his motorbike

Pickford seems to be just a knotted hanky away from fulI on "sunburnt Brit on an orange deckchair"

Bananas.🍌 Aesthetically & nutritionally very admirable. Just can't get beyond the smell of them. Give me the ick 🤮

www.justgiving.com/page/ann-pat...

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live. #MusicSky 🎶 Rush Aerosmith Extreme Gun Dan Reed Network Del Amitri John Mayer Dave Matthews Band Lawrence Calby

The 25/26 season NUFC Food Bank report - £73,824.01 raised then doubled to £147,648.02 by Jamie Reuben “When you stand with one of our buckets you find out that when we ask for help this city always provides. That when Newcastle is attacked, it always UNITES” Generous Geordies - Thank you #NUFC

Was thinking 💯 the same

I'm a glass half full chap, but still consider it a tough ask. Loving the positivity though

The Death of Spotify, or why streaming is "minutes away from becoming obsolete"

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars/Trek, HP, LOTR, Marvel

www.maptap.gg April 22 82🌟 90👑 72🤗 90👑 76🌞 Final score: 814

Despite the sausage slurs, I can definitely vouch for Chris pounding the streets near where I walk my dog. A very worthy cause as you know all too well

A quick check of this mornings timeline makes me wonder if the world has already becone so 🦇 💩 crazy, we no longer need the timely jolt that is April Fools day?