ETHAN HD (ALL CAPS)

Meltzer is making up all these reasons why Sheamus hasn't debuted in AEW when clearly the real answer is Tony Khan is trying to work out a deal to license his old Lobster Head theme.

Serving up that three piece combo at POW Pro Wrestling! #wrestlesky

I constantly remind myself that we lived through people calling pizza "Za", so we can also make it through this dogshit presidency.

Got home from a wrestling show last night after leaving this little old man home all day, then spent the next 25 minutes sitting on the floor petting and scratching him. #catsky

“They said the homosexuals would never go watch sweaty men roll around in tights, and that butch dykes would never wanna see femme on femme action. BOY WERE THEY FUCKING WRONG.” #EFFYsBGB #BGBUK #EFFYGAYUK @effylives.com @pollodelmarfans.bsky.social

The wife and I had sex earlier, and now the cat is sniffing around the bedroom like a crime scene detective. #wrestlesky

With everything going on in Saudi Arabia, I've never been more in favor of Louis C.K. doing more comedy shows in Riyadh.

I need someone to Dom me into finishing filling out my W-9s

After a couple days on a movie set, I can confirm that nothing is more stressful than holding in a fart so you don't ruin a take.

I stomp, I flip, these are just some of the reasons they put my name in ALL CAPS!

Full Stop. If you're training with Chasyn Rance, you're a piece of shit. If you can look past someone being a registered sex offender just to get some ring time, you're just a dogshit human.

Referred to the aquarium as the "wet zoo" in front of my wife and now I'm pretty sure she's Googling "divorce attorneys near me."

It's hard to take John Cena seriously once you realize Thuganomics is a pesudoscience.

Gonna have more than words with Spencer Scott at POW Pro Wrestling in Eugene, OR on Oct. 24th! #wrestlesky

"You can run if you want to, but you can't hide." Truly the only part of Billy Kidman's entrance music that still holds up in 2026. #indiewrestling

I gotta say, no one is ever topping Max Caster's audition for MLW.

Pretty good at this pro wrestling thing, ngl. Catch me beat Spencer Scott's ass on IWTV as part of DOA Pro Wrestling's event, Obsession. #wrestlesky

Most wrestlers who do Death Valley Drivers have never even been there. Me? I trained in the toughest dojos in Death Valley just to master it's most famous wrestling technique. #wrestlesky

"If you're so embarrassed that you've got diarrhea, then why did you tell me about it in confidence?"

Any window can be a stained glass window if you're parents smoked long enough.

Half the cities in England sound like fake names for English towns. Like how TF you gonna settle a land and name it Scunthorpe or Chelmsford.

Whatever you think of AEW or WWE, Tony Khan putting money into the wrestling is the reason we all dont have to pretend to like dumb shit like UFC anymore. "Oh did you watch Urijah Faber vs Frankie Edgar" No, I'm not on the sex offenders register.

Donald Trump is bringing back the firing squad because he knows one shooter isn't enough to get the job done.

Someone explain to me how "Thick Thighs, Save Lives" when I'd literally risk it all for them?

I think I've accidentally become the Gianmarco Soresi of pro wrestling. Not a complaint, just an observation.

Three years ago today the human rights violation against Palestinians started. it's still ongoing it's highly unacceptable.

Love that PowerSlap has made zero people famous, but managed to send several to the hospital.

A Costume Royale with a twist 👀 And an enchanted Tiki Torch that contains Jordan Oasis?? Friday is gonna get Freaky

HEEL/FACE LIVE! NO RING WRESTLING. LIVE DRAG. GALLERY EXHIBIT. We’re taking the magazine off the pages, and into the Quality Flea Center in Seattle, WA on Nov 14th! Card to be announced soon! TICKETS ON SALE NOW! www.eventbrite.com/e/heelface-m...

heyy everyone, just poppin in to say we plan on debuting in a new state soon 👀👀 stay tuned for further announcements!

Is it weird that the last time I was truly happy is when Cybertrucks were just exploding left and right?

It started raining so me and @thetomcampbell.bsky.social got PAC a hat and scarf

Had a white dude at the mall stop me while I had my headphones in to ask me, "Has anyone ever told you you like Eric Andre?" So I replied "Yeah, but only racist white people."

Why is my rate so high? Because I could be sitting on the porch with my elderly cat, holding him up so he can see the squirrels eating out of the bird feeder. I ain't turning that down for $20.

Unless you're related to the deceased, you have no right to know how someone died.

That little point to heaven, was me asking Hayabusa to give the ability to hit the 450 off the second rope 15 minutes into the match. #wrestlesky

Came back to POW Pro Wrestling just to kick Ricky Gibson's head off. #wrestlesky

Real dads don't get off days, they get weekends without custody.

At the Stadium High School Homecoming game, and to show home team solidarity, I went to the away team's side of the stadium and clogged the toilets. #GoTigers

Just finished painting this Blink-182 themed ring jacket. Tons of homages and nods to my favorite Blink songs/albums over the years. Not sure if there's a painted leather jacket community on Bluesky, but if there is, please add me.

Just dropped a FREESTYLE RAP on Spencer Scott ahead of our match at DOA Pro Wrestling in Portland, OR on Oct. 10th

Big Bad Beetleborgs is proof that any kids show that didn't get green lit in the 90's is because the pitchman wasn't on enough cocaine.

ASPIRING WRESTLERS: Before deciding on a wrestling school. Look up the coach(es), watch their matches on YouTube, and if you think they suck, don't attend that school.

It's cool and all that a rapist got knocked out at the latest UFC event, but can I ask, "WHY THE FUCK UFC IS HIRING A RAPIST?"

SIGHTING - 805 E 72nd St Tacoma WA 98404 - Multiple ICE agents were spotted at the Marathon gas station on McKinley and 72nd about an hour ago MORE INFO: https://www.stopice.net?alert=1789929662489

The only group of people in America that I believe are here to "protect and serve" are Waffle House employees.

I'm terrified of what would take its place if a Spirit Halloween Store went out of business.

I ain't Leonardo DiCaprio, but catch me if you can, MF. #wrestlesky 📹: DOA Pro Wrestling

Even though he never describes his physical appearance, you can't convince me that Leroy Brown in the Jim Croce song "Bad, Bad Leroy Brown" isn't black."