Stacie Rosenzweig

Who has two thumbs, an election law practice, and scheduled herself a dentist appointment for the week before the election? 👍👍

This is not the response in Wisconsin, unless you are trying to vote and don’t have valid ID on you. If you get there and aren’t registered, try to re-register. If your qualifications are challenged, there is a process. But also call the WisDems hotline, 608-336-3232, or message me. 

Outsourcing some of the mental load to machines is not a bad thing--we all do it (we have electronic calendars and address books and reminders) but this is not that. This is outsourcing creativity and talking to your family to AI.

Anecdotes are not data and weather isn't climate but I have eaten Transfer Pizza's bruschetta salami every October 24 since 2009 and the tomatoes have been getting markedly better over the years and I have to assume that's because the season is getting later.

when you're reading a transcript of a banger of a cross-exam you did but you still preface almost every question with "okay" or "all right" despite spending the 12 years since someone pointed out that you did that trying not to do it

Be an election lawyer, they said It will be fun, they said This is brought to you by working on a giant brief in a non-election case all weekend so that I can do election law later

“They really like promoting gambling, don’t they?” —16’s take on World Series commercials

Trains are great The guy next to me is stoned off his gourd and in and out of sleep The woman ahead of me is very upset with one of her children (on the phone) People on the other side of the car are heading to the World Series and are definitely pregaming None of these people are driving

Why is Kalahari catering so damn bad? Anyhow

The night before the conference at the conference hotel: where you can have a lengthy conversation with someone who knows you, but m.youtube.com/watch?v=Yh-0...

Poll: You are an adult man at a waterpark hotel. You have enjoyed some quality time at the waterpark, and you are returning to your room. Do you: 1) at least put on a shirt and shoes, or failing that a towel and flip-flops 2) just walk in your bare feet and swim trunks and chest hair, its okay

“Why ride the train when it’s as slow as driving?” Because I got two letters done on the train and I could use the bathroom without stopping and my conductor was the son of a late former colleague so we caught up and if I was in the car I would just be driving.

In the year of our Lord 2026, I saw somebody earnestly post on Facebook that Bernie Sanders is the only Democrat standing up to Trump.

I voted today! Every statewide officer I voted for is younger than I am, which is a first for a general election. Also voted no on those three garbage referenda.

I found some strategic planning from 2019 and I said that in 2027 it was my goal to have the top lawyers' professional responsibility practice in the state. I guess in a couple months we'll know how I did

Wait, Illinois gives CLE teachers 7 credits for every one hour of speaking time? But if they're on a panel then that credit gets divided between the panelists? It takes me wayyyyy longer to prep for most panels than it does for a solo talk. (WI is 2:1 regardless of the number of speakers.)

chat is it good when the driving instructor tells the teen that he seems like a natural or should I be suspicious

Express counters at a courthouse cafeteria should not have full espresso bars

a little fall baking today

My teen's homecoming theme is the 2000s I mean What?!

The paper towel dispenser in my office bathroom is making a noise that sounds quite a bit like the opening note from "Jump Around," if that note were more buzzy

The difference between a JD and a lawyer is that the latter knows that law practice is one giant recursive loop of extensions

Marked safe from anything but the slides showing up when I had to be in charge of the screenshare on Zoom today