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A few days left on this month's collective fundraiser for our families in Gaza, and once again we're well short of our target. The occupation is squeezing hard again, and my dear niece Jana's birthday went unmarked for lack of funds. Please help if you can. https://www.paypal.com/pools/c/9t7UTRN2lP

the company you gave your email and bank details so you could buy a beer has had a data breach. oh well.

The best part of listening to music is discovering that someone else loves the same band you do, and knowing that some part of your souls are the same. These friendless dorks will never understand that.

keep an eye out for free passports everybody

cry me a river to the sea

starting to think the only escape from cliquey snobs is to only associate with people I already know

in ten years time they're gonna make a version of Space Cowboys where chatGPT goes down and they have to haul a bunch of grizzled C# devs out of retirement

I'm not that fussed about heaven or hell, but I do hope that when you die you get to see your stats. Books read, orgasms given, cats booped on the nose. Get those numbers up, the leaderboard awaits.

Just two dudes who stand normal

The best tribute to Dolly Parton is that she regularly and repeatedly refused to have anything to do with Piers Morgan

Guy on the bus watching Trap on his phone

Did American planes stop bumping into each other at airports or did we all just get used to it?

Blogged it. Happy Hater Week. aftermath.site/war-crime-n6...

No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...

people like this will be second or third against the wall

Now that The Odyssey is a hit, they have a chance to really monetize and create a Greekiverse. I need teens having opinions on the murder of Clytemnestra In the next five years

I think it's fine, even good, that more celebs get interviewed by YouTubers than old media journalists. But stop making them eat stupid shit or wear a silly hat. Just talk normal.

is there a version of Transformers in the Cars universe

Oppa Homeless Style: Book One

Landed in Adelaide and the first thing I saw was a sign saying not to drink out of the toilets

the long weekend makes it especially difficult to tumble out of bed and stumble to the kitchen, pour myself a cup of ambition, yawn and stretch and try to come to life

there's no better way to learn accessibility shortcuts than owning a cat

I'd put money on Salome

My "this is not a golden calf" statement is raising a lot of questions already answered by my statement

when I make a bank transfer, the app's default is from my regular account into savings, and I love that that kind of optimism exists in the world

an especially crazy use of passive voice here

feeling normal

seems like a bad sign

seething, furious, sweating bullets as I type 'thank you for your feedback and appreciate your efforts so far' into microsoft teams

I have a joke about autism but you'd just take it literally

Somehow, Duncan Idaho returned

Going to start calling people from Northern Sydney 'bridge and tunnel'

Woman at the bar told her date she thinks he's autistic because he takes everything literally, so he started listing the incidents where he didn't.

KIM KITSURAGI - “You need to get your shit together.” YOU - “But I don't wanna get my shit together!” KIM KITSURAGI - “Then the world will turn away from you, and leave you behind.”

@justinmcelroy.bsky.social A labyrinth is an unbranching path that's walked for ritual purposes. Both Labyrinth and Pans Labyrinth actually depict mazes. I don't usually allow myself to be pedantic about this but I'm quite certain that's what the wedding will be.

Masking at work

I keep forgetting that Lin Manuel Miranda is on the new Mountain Goats album and getting jump scared

Aniara (2018)

Can't believe I missed the anniversary of this epic post

placing 'sit with face in hands' in my calendar to make sure I find time for it

I love when an actor keeps one thing from a role permanently, like Austin Butler's stupid Elvis voice, or Timmy C's nastly little ratfuck moustache

I googled how to fix t-shirts where the necks are too tight and the results were all autism related. Probably doesn't mean anything.

As if I couldn’t respect Cody Rhodes less (cc @alexjaffe.bsky.social)

I've got my ticket...do you?