Daniel Kilby

Instead of the “would you like to round up and donate…” screen on the self serve checkouts, there should be a button you can push to drop the CEO into a tank of water.

Movie --> Porn Parody The Italian Blowjob

@lingthusiasm.com Listening to your latest episode, I was fascinated by the cognates \wh\ and \qu\ in cases like ‘when’ or ‘who’ vs ‘quand’ or ‘qui’, but I’m intrigued by how the \w\s fit in, like ‘wo’ or ‘wer’ in German?

Make a celebrity sick Katherine Parkinson’s

#nowreading A ROOM WITH A VIEW, by EM Forster #fiction #malewriter

#nowreading A DAUGHTER’S A DAUGHTER, by Agatha Christie #play #femalewriter

#nowreading DUNGEON CRAWLER CARL, by Matt Dinniman #fiction #malewriter @mattdinniman.bsky.social

#nowreading THE STRANGER and LOVE FROM A STRANGER, by Agatha Christie and Frank Vosper #femalewriter #malewriter #play #agathachristie @concordshows.bsky.social

#nowreading CURTAIN UP: Agatha Christie - A Life in Theatre, by Julius Green #malewriter #nonfiction

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There is a place in hell reserved for people who mill around the auditorium door, blocking traffic, like they need to get in first to get the best assigned seat

I always find it kinda creepy when people with rhotic accents pronounce ‘Melbourne’ non-rhotically Like, it was cute the first time, but it fell into the uncanny valley REAL quick

#nowreading N OR M?, by #agathachristie #femalewriter #tommyandtuppence

Today was a day of ironies (in variously loose senses) It started with arriving at my therapist’s office while the radio pipED out Christine McVie’s exhortation, ‘tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies’ Then the podcast I just listened to, on chatbot psychosis, ended with an ad for Amazon AWS AI

Downgrade a movie: A Fistful of Cents

Downgrade a movie: Undiagnosed Congenital Heart Defect on the Orient Express

Downgrade a movie: Dial ‘C’ for Crow

Periwinkle Lincraft

#nowreading the Arden Shakespeare Fourth Series edition of TITUS ANDRONICUS, by William Shakespeare, edited by Curtis Perry and Ayanna Thompson #malewriter #femalewriter #play #classics #shakespeare

Introduce yourself with what almost killed you: Hello, I’m Diet Coke. You know, the one that has aspartame (which has been known to trigger asthma attacks) in it

#nowreading AGATHA CHRISTIE: A Very Elusive Woman, by @lucyworsley.bsky.social #femalewriter #nonfiction #agathachristie

#nowreading ANGEL DOWN, by Daniel Kraus #malewriter #fiction

#nowreading ENGLISH, by Sanaz Toossi (@sanaztss) #femalewriter #play @concordshows.bsky.social

Welp. That’s my second ADHD tax parking fine in a week I’m grateful that it’s been a while, but two so close together is just rude

Holy shit Felix Dolci

#nowreading EVIL UNDER THE SUN, by Agatha Christie #femalewriter #fiction #poirot

Ruin a book by adding a word: Hard On Times Sorry, and you’re welcome

Ruin a book by adding a word: The Dream Catcher in the Rye

Ruin a book by adding a word: The Magic-Eye Picture of Dorian Gray

Holy shit, this is huge But I’m still only cautiously optimistic until it can be reproduced, especially in at least a couple of other environments

A police chief goes fishing in an insufficiently big boat

A widow tries to find some stamps her late husband hid

GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands

I’m writing a gay romance about two rival kilt designers

It’s called Pleated Rivalry

Meta now lets anyone use your Instagram photos in AI images without your consent. SAG-AFTRA recommends that #SagAftraMembers (and all Instagram users) opt-OUT of Meta’s new AI image generation tool, Muse Image. Take action to protect your likeness.

#nowreading QUEER SHAKESPEARE: Desire and Sexuality, edited by Goran Stanivukovic #nonfiction #shakespeare @ardenpublisher.bsky.social

Literally me several times a day

#nowreading MOTHER COURAGE AND HER CHILDREN, by Bertolt Brecht. Translated by John Willett, edited by John Willett and Ralph Mannheim #malewriter #play

#nowreading THE DICTIONARY PEOPLE: The Unsung Heroes Who Created the Oxford English Dictionary, by Sarah Ogilvie #femalewriter #nonfiction @vintagebooks.bsky.social

Stop! That! Disclosure! is the new Barbenheimer