evan cook

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welcome back to Interesting Tangents: the number one podcast about circles, lines, and where they intersect

i am fully aware of the overwhelming power of brute force but i do think it's worth stepping back and taking a look at where the fist is aimed and who it is heading for rather than tell me about how firm and muscular the hand is and how many things you'd like to see punched for low low prices

today on this website i took poison damage until i looked up the term "LV screen"

jorge mateo will pitch in this game

eating an airpod to take the edge off

i love when the the sports broadcast tells me about the stadium roof architecture and its implications

hey boss, won't be able to make it in today. my new tires are still at the post office waiting to be delivered.

this sticker needs to find a traveler! would you send it to someone in your life that's always at an airport?

pumpernickle bagel so the spies cannot assess whether or not it is toasted

when i donate $100 to your cause, i do it with the explicit instructions that you should spend all $100 emailing me more. this is my praxis

Jake Bauers you will always be famous for being a father/slugger that needs health insurance

i’m constantly saying that there’s no time like october

riding the train standing up. like a soldier

wallet out of battery

advent calendar for mcmaster catalog items

prosecuted to the half-fullest extent of the law

lunch special and the controversial “lunch ordinary”

i’m afraid it’s time for the percolator

clicking the spoiler text on discord feels like a kind peer-to-peer scratch-off reveal

October Surprise is a great name for a racehorse

great feeling when the part arrives

hours late to work because i salute every construction worker

is it difficult to find Main St in Maine

my approach to boiling the water today was something special

craft soda in the parking lot with my gf. tumblr can be real if you will it

buying more raw material so i can receive it in the mail and then fumble all of the resulting prototypes into the landfill

selling gasoline in thin plastic gallon jugs

slot machine not adept at cutting slots

counterfeit $60 bill

ESD gloves (fingerless)

when you want to get the best value for your .wav file per minute, consider full spectrum pink noise

they’re leaving offerings to the train

Voted Best Nachos in Shenzhen

wearing my SMPTE hat that celebrates 50 years of timecode. everyone on the train knows i’m ready and qualified to sync some media

nodding solemnly and whispering “no time like it”

wi-fi for wild animals

i’m constantly saying that there’s no time like october

this game is arguably about errors

i've got to find a way to monetize the water leaking into my home

incorporating a hesi and no-look pass into my agile workflow