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GEORGIA — @ossoff.senate.gov : “This is a SEISMIC event. This should have people across 🇺🇸 absolutely shook. This is an FBI raid on the Fulton County elections office… this is a shot across the bow at the midterm elections.” (H/T @atrupar.com )

Welp, it's been one year. He's up over 580 cruelties, collusions, corruptions, and crimes since he was sworn in. Here's the index to each month we've catalogued thus far. The list for December 2025 will be out later this week.

I guess they decided the million to the inauguration wasn’t the best investment. 🤷‍♀️

#Epstein didn’t get rich by accident. He was built, funded, protected. And now, as survivors are gone and the #MAGA machine melts down, the cover-up is cracking. Trump’s name is in the files. #Congress is demanding answers. The firewall is breaking. open.substack.com/pub/marygedd...

A Company Reminder for Everyone to Talk Nicely About the Giant Plagiarism Machine www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-c...

People need to be hearing about this shit every single day. Zoom in on literally anything here.

I just subscribed to 5 Calls Newsletter! buttondown.com/5calls

Rest in peace President Carter

What The Fuck Is A “Vaccine Skeptic”? - defector.com/what-the-fuc...

Is it normal to sing “you’re my blue sky, you’re my sunny day” when opening the app?

Please chisel “Everyone loves a spreadsheet” on my tombstone as I have someone show me a pivot table they want me to recreate in reporting.

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I know it’s not a lot in the grand scheme of things but I still hate the header bar search box in Outlook. Total garbage.

.@EffinBirds Can we get a bird about how I’ll never join your fucking meeting early because I value those few extra moments of sanity? Pretty please 🥹

IT’S TIME https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its-decorative-gourd-season-motherfuckers

@Britpoptarts I assume TFG means the former guy but when I see it I think THAT FUCKING GUY but that’s right too, right?!

Buy your wife TSA Precheck - problem solved. This is not hard. https://slate.com/human-interest/2021/06/dear-prudence-have-precheck-wife-doesnt-argument.html Help! My Wife Wants Me to Stay With Her in the Normie Line Even Though I Have PreCheck.

End of the article has some resources to assist in the COVID crisis in India. https://www.cosmopolitan.com/politics/a36290840/india-covid-19-crisis-yoga-community-silence/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=news_tab&utm_content=algorithm

I know in the grand scheme of things it is so very minor as to be inconsequential, but every time I see that damn Outlook search bar in the title bar my hate for it burns anew.

I have never missed Television Without Pity (or should I say Mighty Big TV?) as much as while I was watching @FlightAttendant

Some heroes don’t wear capes.

@Microsoft365 I despise your Outlook title bar search. I hope enough people do so you change it.

Advertisers, when I click on a picture of an item you are selling I want to be linked directly to that item. This is not hard.

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This was not the time to run out of Prilosec. 😳

Read up on a live fully lived by Stephanie, aka Tanqueray, with @humansofny and donate if you enjoy her story. https://gf.me/u/yzwgcg

#MVFree

Welp, apparently I’ve been here 12 years.

.@lizzzymac sent me a present!!! 😍🥰😘 #staymalicious

I just wrote a review on 3 Hen Rental Package https://yotpo.com/go/9EcSyKn7 via @yotpo

I was going to come on and saying during a pandemic leggings are pants as an official ruling but I’ve decided to go bigger: in these times all things are pants, including no pants. ✔️

Penguin flannel pjs are totally cool for pumping gas, right?!

This is the fundraiser for the woman who’s estranged/ex husband wanted to settle their court proceedings with a trial by combat aka wanted to kill her. https://www.gofundme.com/f/bridgette-ostrom-legal-fund?utm_source=customer&utm_medium=copy_link-tip&utm_campaign=m_pd+share-sheet

Ok liking His Dark Materials but Kaisa is supposed to be a snow goose

It’s now the season of an acorn rolling around by my windshield wipers every time I turn the car.

If they fall asleep on the recliner and are sleeping well do you wake them to move to bed?

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! Okay - i don’t really remember but i could not believe I’ve been on here 11 years. #MyTwitterAnniversary

@SunTrustPark Are the chili dogs in a secret location? We haven’t been able to find one and it’s required for baseball watching!!

Is it wrong to leave a meeting to hit a Team Rocket pokéstop by my office?

I just started watching Big Little Lies but how on earth do they afford these houses?!

@lizzzymac I’m in the fucking quiet room people! 🤬🤬🤬

People using the speakerphone for conversations in public are scourge on humanity