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remember to always use passwords you're ashamed of to ensure you aren't tempted to share them

update: this image was deleted from google photos at some point during the war

this name bothers the hell out of me every time I see it (they're not really a buck fifty btw)

Gyre me Daddy! Gimble in my wabe!

be a Bro not a Bruh

I never stop thinking about the bit in Archer S3 about how English is just three idioms in a trench coat. This guy on al jazeera knows the english phrase "two sides of the same coin" but pronounces coin "coe-ine" like cosine.

glass bed got that kung fu grip

Massie's in the news for doing something based again

had a nightmare that I got blind drunk and closed all my open Sublime Text windows with the [X] instead of File > Exit. Registered it as a false memory too. Imagine my fucking relief to find my unintelligible mess exactly as I left it.

heh

as if I wasn't already having a bullshit day, turns out this bastard is still alive

there's this movie Wristcutters: A Love Story where everyone who kills themselves has to live together in an afterlife where everything is the same but a little bit worse. Just occurred to me the last few years feel like that. I'd remember though, right? People in the movie remembered.

targeting a flight price of $100 USD on this btw

I should probably learn how to fold a towel correctly before I turn 40

new favorite thing: french beans pickled with shallots dill bay and black pepper in salted lemon juice and a dash of apple cider vinegar. They're so bright and fresh they're practically effervescent.

It's wild that rocoto peppers (capsicum pubescens) are so much less common than other types that you buy them as a species instead of a varietal. There are tens of thousands of recognized capsicum annuum / chinense varietals but only one capsicum pubescens

it's lame that the cops didn't have to update these signs for lasers because "speed enforced by lasers" goes kinda hard

Distillation attack accusations are the funniest aspect of the LLM fiasco. Alibaba just bought >28 million tokens and Sam Altman is crying about it. These guys invented a form of capitalism where if people buy your product your business fails. Simply outstanding.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkds...

I honestly can't stand having a name. If you speak in my presence I'm listening to you and I don't really need anyone talking about me when I'm not here.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Laij...

I know this guy who looks exactly like young Rick Moranis. Like molecularly identical. But everybody else is like "eh, yeah I could see it"

boys only want one thing and it's disgusting

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYDD...

so apparently the army issued a grant in 2020 to develop augmented reality for dogs

this feels like a slur

huge L

i feel bad for our country but this is tremendous content

*sweating my balls off building a missile site in Cuba* "where's this Cold War they keep talking about? How do I join the Cold one"

I saw Sarah Paine in a dream last night. She told me "cease your ridiculous tears - I'm a Rockwell Mother." What does that mean