Evil MoPac

Texans, if you're angry today about how things are going, I have some very good news...

My latest Q&A chats with Texas Agriculture Commissioner candidate Clayton Tucker. We talk about data centers, the THC ban, and why 2026 will be the Democrats’ year in Texas. evilmopacatx.substack.com/p/getting-to...

Only facts are spoken here

Vote right now like it's the last time you'll be allowed to

My interview status with top of ballot Texas candidates... Rosenthal (RR Commissioner): Published Eckhardt (Comptroller): Published Talarico (Senate)/Hinojosa (Governor)/Johnson (Attorney General)/Tucker (Ag Commissioner): All accepted, awaiting responses Goodwin (Lt. Gov): No reply yet

"You must pick one of these two things to eat because there's a 100% chance you're getting one anyway" Plate 1: Turkey sandwich Plate 2: Poop sandwich "Sorry, I'm not picking either. I like ham not turkey" If this is you, please grow the fuck up

My latest candidate forum focuses on SW Austin: City Council District 8 between Selena Xie and Jeffery Bowen. There are a really interesting series of contrasts between the two candidates. evilmopacatx.substack.com/p/austin-cit...

What Austin feels like this morning

What a Talarico/Paxton debate would actually feel like youtu.be/IjpdTD9MUGg?...

My new Venn is here, starring OU Football, Ken Paxton, and a Couple Who Arrives Late at a Steiner Ranch Swinger Party 😳

Niche Austin Meme

"Please clap"

Texans deserve transparency and accountability from their representatives. It’s time to put people before profits.

Ken Paxton's campaign team is the gift that keeps on giving for James Talarico.

My latest Texas candidate profile features Sen. Sarah Eckhardt, who is running for Comptroller. Y'all don't want to miss this one! evilmopacatx.substack.com/p/getting-to...

2026 ACL Weekend 1 Bingo is finally here, y'all! 💦 Have fun and stay moist 💦

The air in Austin today feels like Miami and Jakarta are hooking up inside a rubber bodysuit filled with warm pudding

My new Venn is here, starring ACL, Westlake Marriages, and Austin BBQ

Texas voters after comparing Greg Abbott's positions on affordability, education, data centers, Flock cameras, ICE, Big Bend, and about 100 other things to Gina Hinojosa's

presently in a Houston airport bar and a guy is playing acoustic and singing. he’s fantastic. the place is packed but … I am literally the only person who claps for him. wtf is wrong w people?

Real talk, being insistent that God has a penis and balls is infinitely weirder than saying "God isn't binary"

Austin Driving Meme™

Rafael Garces Perez is in the U.S. legally, is not a criminal, and is working a job. He was shot in the back by the same cowardly taintlords who came in 4th place for a Wal-Mart loss prevention job, was denied medical care, and is being held without the Due Process required by the U.S. Constitution

We've reached the "Import Potash From Belarus" level of the simulation

My Coyote vs ACME review is here! An enjoyable, satisfying allegory for 2026 evilmopacatx.substack.com/p/my-coyote-...

There are basically two types of humans out there: people who reflexively support ICE whenever they shoot someone and people you want in your life

I examine and eviscerate the disgusting comments made about UT-Austin students by Bo French (Free article) evilmopacatx.substack.com/p/texas-poli...

Ted Cruz interrupted during ESPN appearance by fired-up crowd chanting, "TED, YOU SUCK!"

Chad Powers has spoken🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻

All y'all who take the MoPac toll lane today will get a $5000 check! Thank you for your attention to this matter

A.I. Humpers: "This beautiful, revolutionary new technology is going to make everything better for the human race in ways we can't yet even fathom" 99% of A.I. use in 2026:

Updated for September in Texas

Greg Abbott was given 12 years and has squandered every chance to make Texas better for all of us, selling out to special interests and bowing to Trump. I've had enough. It's @ginafortexas.bsky.social time!

This is a fun one, as Austin Weather Dude Avery Tomasco hops on Evil MoPac for a very worthwhile chat. Old rivals now respectful friends? We’ll see evilmopacatx.substack.com/p/austin-wea...

There's nothing quite like a breathtaking shot of downtown from Travis Heights. How can you not be romantic about Austin?

2026 Texas Elections Meme #69

💦 Austin Today💦

I review a naughty and ridiculously enjoyable ZZ Top in Austin show evilmopacatx.substack.com/p/the-best-a...