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I ran out of ketchup, so I'm dipping my fries in mayo.

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DON’T say recession ever Say Trumpcession. Every single time. Pass it on.

This

Share if you agree. 🇨🇦 🇲🇽

Claiming English is the official language is just as ignorant as claiming America is a "christian" nation.

Fuck Russia, fuck Donald Trump and fuck Putin. I, along with the majority of true Americans, stand with Ukraine.

I can't believe these idiots think Elon Musk is going to send them a check for $5000.

With the way things have gone so far, it really would not surprise me if Trump claimed he is God.

Give Ukraine their nuclear weapons back!

Does Elon Musk have a bounty on his head yet?

~ I'm a lesbian 🏳️‍🌈

That was possibly the most boring SuperBowl I've ever watched. Oh, and Fuck Trump.

FAFO. Get what you voted for.

Elon Musk has advocated for UBI on several occasions. I wonder if that's changed with DOGE.

Member when, at the close of Bidens term, Trump said he hoped the economy crashes? I do.

WTF happened.

Cal cone back to Kentucky and wins. This can't be real.

How long is it gonna take before maga starts burning people alive.

It almost feels as if we are living in a simulation.

Mexico denied a US military plane from landing with deported immigrants today, foiling Donold’s plans.

God came to me in a vision last night. She told me Trump supporters are not welcome in her kingdom.

No more cancer research?! What next.

We've had our first school shooting in Trump's America.

Will this blizzard take out the Texas power grid?

Yep

I've heard a bunch of buzz regarding Hard Mt. Dew, I've tried it for the first time tonight. It's FUCKING DISGUSTING!

How long before gas is $1.50 a gallon?

Ketamine is a hell of a drug.

It's gonna be a rough four years.

Mr. Skywalker. Are you safe? @markhamillofficial.bsky.social

So fucking good! #DrPepper

Courtesy of the winter storm. I don't care for the snow, but i fucking hate the ice.

Sounds like the freezing rain/sleet mix is starting to come down.

So...much...snow... I hate it

It's a little brisk out this morning.

I bought a 65" TV during black Friday. Had it installed for 7 days, and the screen goes out. I just wanted and even exchange, busted TV for new TV. They didn't want to accept the return because I didn't have the fucking box for the TV I was attempting to exchange.

But what about his invasion of Mexico?!

Thanks to whoever went to the trouble of morphing me into a dromedary so I could finally fulfill my potential as "Mar🐫". 🙏 ❤️ 👍

When Trump takes office, how long will it take before he sends troops to Russia to help them with their invasion of Ukraine? 🇺🇦

Coming from someone who has worked retail for almost 24 years, we're grateful the holiday season is coming to a close.

It's all part of growing up. #Spiderman #marvel #growingup

Elon Musk is a cancer on society.

No person over the retirement age should be permitted to work in a government/congressional position.

When people say 'run government like a business,' they mean cut services, raise prices, and pay the CEO 400 times more than the workers.

Good one.

All these tweets from Elon about shutting down the government must be blowing up Mike Johnson's porn accountability app.