Three tiny Robs in a Mitch McConnell costume

I am "Goonies," "Short Circuit," and the BMX movie "RAD" years old.

A strong woman standing up for another strong woman in the face of an amoral man is a wonderful sight.

This was the first time I've seen this. She passed about two years ago and I wasn't around. First time being here in a long time. It really hit me hard. I miss you, Maria.

A song you can identify by the very first chord youtu.be/ZG_k5CSYKhg?...

Let’s be fair. Between fucking up the war, going to rallies, checking out men’s asses, hiring and firing a press secretary in a week, napping during meetings, waving to people that aren’t there, and golfing when does Trump have time to sit for a deposition in a case he filed?

OMG why did my Dad have SO MANY flatheads and only two phillips in his coffee can with like 90 screwdrivers in it? Just trying to adjust a screen door. Nope. Nope. Not that one. Nope. DAMMIT DAD!

Truth 👇

Feeling inadequate because everyone on Bluesky appears to be an author or a lawyer or a scientist? Follow me and feel better about yourself, for I have the intellect of a clever potato.

"Morning Joe" is much more watchable when Joe Scarborough is out and isn't constantly talking over everyone.

It’s rush hour time day to embrace the day. Thank you for following and from all our forever farm friends we love you more

Why does baby food still come in individual servings? Shouldn't they just sell it by the gallon or something?

When your cat accidentally turns into a Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade balloon.

I think I'm getting to the age where I have to start buying playing cards with the really big numbers and symbols on them.

Today, my daughters and I are voting early. And of course, we're voting blue. If anyone has early voting in their area. It's time to vote. To let Democrats win. And kick out the GOP forever.

Throwback Devil Rays jerseys just got the Rays into the World Series!!

The good news is eventually my credit card will expire and all of that crap I signed up for will just cancel themselves without me having to do anything.

Rays are TRYING to lose this.

I wonder how different the world would be if more animals had opposable thumbs.

I hate seeing Mike Evans playing for a different team. But he's one of the most exciting players in the sport to watch, and I think Brock Purdy is really lucky to have him.

I don't actually know, have kid's Halloween costumes been made in a better quality than what I grew up with? You had a mask that had a single elastic thread that broke after 5 minutes of wearing it, so one of your neighbors Dad fixed it with duct tape? Or was that just me?

Are people still buying NFTs, or is that a phase we went through for 4 weeks 2 years ago?

It’s 2026 and the world is still pretty freaked out about women having nipples.

I hate a double Windsor tie knot. I like ties to be slightly asymmetrical. Single Windsor or four-in-hand.

Second in line. LFG!

Who DOESN'T sleep with a pillow between their knees? Weirdos.

Stealing a joke, but *Random circus noises going off in my head* I'll just pour some beer on that. Should take care of things.

*ponders* *sighs deeply* Yeah, there were some in there I never should've slept with.

I have an earworm so now you all have to deal with it, too. When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse Out of the corner of my eye I turned to look but it was gone I cannot put my finger on it now The child is grown The dream is gone I have become comfortably numb youtu.be/mZ_GgOysu6o?...

When is the last time you've seen "malt?" Like malted milk balls or a milkshake in a 1950's soda shop?

I'm not wrong about this.

During the "Celebrity Jeopardy" things, do you wonder if @kenjennings.bsky.social is like "oh my goodness how do these people tie their shoes?!"

Early voting here starts at 7 a.m. tomorrow. I already have an Uber reserved. Gonna be one of the first in line.

Just had a REALLY great conversation with a guy whose Mother is in palliative care and he's taking care of her. He's suffering from fibromyalgia. We had so much fun just sharing stupid stories of our lives. Going to meet him for a drink or two again tomorrow. He just needed someone to listen.

Shorty should go even when it's not her birthday.

The original captcha was pouring some wax on a letter and then stamping it with a ring or official seal.

It's a 7' pool table with gigantic pockets. Call your shot or if a random ball of yours happens to go in you cede your turn. That's basic shit. /I'm not playing, just observing

Lol. At a bar watching the Rays game. Bartender: That guy just left without paying his tab. Me: You want me to run out and let him know? Her: No, it's fine. I have his credit card. He's going to have to come back tomorrow to get it. Me: Don't you add an automatic 25% tip? Her: Exactly 🤣

I've never thown a hush puppy at someone but I bet that is deeply satisfying.

White bread, butter, sugar, and cinnamon. I wouldn't do that now but as a kid? That was like a daily meal.