area woman

just posting this so I can DM it to my exboyfriend who certainly won’t respond

my nutritionist was impressed that I knew calcium and vitamin D should be taken together. thank the ohio state university denise

I’m so sad bugs bunny died again

sending uncrustables $10,000 so they have a little walking around money

I got some stitches removed today and the doctor said it’s looking “really really really good” (3 reallys)

cortados are performative

happy anniversary to cow tools. on this day in 1982

in the babysitters club series they made a character’s whole personality having diabetes

pronouncing hubris like debris

I don’t want to work tomorrow does anyone else feel this way inside

it should be illegal to have a youtube channel

it’s still bothering me that the subway takes guy thinks antonio banderas is circumcised

beecher's “world's best” mac and cheese my beloved

legs are awful

my bedside flowers this week are spray roses

james iha had “the rachel” before jennifer aniston

hairs cut

I know this salon is legit because they have Patrick Nagel artwork on the walls

getting a haircut today watch this space

Cool site

love a male selfie. great to see you king

billy corgan is who gave anthony fantano the idea to be bald

punkin dunkin

I learned who ethan klein is 10hrs ago and I already know way too much about him

crazy how Christopher Lloyd has always been old

the most important part of surgery recovery is posting, like a lot

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my gaylord is much bigger than that

he knows what he did

this is true. I don’t know dick about spongebob square pants

it’s spooky that there’s a skeleton inside of me

unfiltered adult content so I stopped seeing blurry pfps you perverts better not make me regret it

ngl I kinda love Beverly

I know it’s mid and the devil but sometimes chipotle is right there when you need food groups

how does big business have such a massive sound when it’s just two guys

if you put a gif in my mentions I assume you hate me and all women

A globe from WW2 is so outdated lmao

why do I want baked beans at 10:30pm

I frew up

idk why Lyft thinks they can send me notifications to get me to book a ride on impulse. That’s kinda just for when I need to go somewhere

I had a really good post come to me when I was on nitrous and now I forget

nitrous oxide my old friend

code name: Angel Ass