Poop La Poop

Through the fire and flames, NEVER GIVE UP!!!!!!!!

[desperately trying to get a timely tweet in but the only Brazilian I can think of is Blanka] These results out of Brazil are electrifying

I'm on the loose

Technologiy!!!!!

Trying out a new alias. What do you think?

We all hung out in a coffee shop called Poopie's up on the strip.

I voted. Did my part. When the world completely changes and all bad things stop forever, please remember to thank me. #noblehumble

Which elemental jewel should I use to evolve to my next form? Sound off in the comments below! 👇

The whole goal is to bring back the cable tv experience. Get ready for ads even in your "premium" services.

I live in a fucked up nasty little place

Summon meteor

I’ve got a pocket got a pocket full of Pingas

Left my gingerbread man in the oven for too long and when he tried to run both his legs broke off and i was able to quickly catch him and eat him

God I hate using Zoom

Not to be a broken record here, but he's doing this because the the sexual abuse of children is a policy goal of the Republican Party. They do it themselves, their elected officials use their powers of office to ensure it continues, their primary electorate punishes dissidents on the issue.

Come on...

Uh oh!

Some people really need to unplug. Uplug now. Rip the plug out.

Guy moaning right next to me in gym. Time to go home!

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Oh.. no!!!

I need to find a Halloween costume in 2 days.

Riding off into the sunset on my giant warthog

You're not an apex predator alpha male unless you pay me. Real testosterone beasts dont need money. They need to give it all away and live in the bushes.

Need to make big moves tomorrow (reserve a train ticket, hotel room, send an e-mail)

I didn't vote. I don't have a say. They have me chained up behind magical seals under the Washington Monument.

I'd make a joke about voting ten times online, early, but the dumb fucks in the white house might think I'm serious

Coworker just made the largest suck/slurping smacking noise. Walked into the break room and he's eating a hoagie???

I just flew in from Denver and boy are my arms not tired

In a real world that wasn't Hell on Earth we'd have 4 days off 3 days on, and only work 5 hours a day #facts

Every job is a war where you're trying to leverage doing as little as possible against being completely exploited.

Just invented a new creature called the Coo-Buckle

The first instance of a rich person insisting their imported monster is fine out and about on its own

No, my beast is good off leash. He's very well trained.

Think DK Island thoughts

FUCK I hope they make a prequel to beetlejuice called beetlefruit

There's a point where you just have to stop doing this type of shit.

*Me ten days into october: