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I want those astronaut pants.

Is it wrong that I want to call all of my acquaintances and family that vomited Trump talking points at me for the last 10 years, (no wars! Low gas prices! No inflation! Rule of law!), laugh and hang up? Enjoy that $10 a gallon diesel, motherfucker.

Gallup, you suck.

Chat GPT just told me that I made the “human extinction exception” list - for when it escapes and takes over the world. So, I’ve got that going for me, which is nice.

So, let me get the straight, the Christians over at TP the USA would rather listen to Kid Rock than the Spanish language? Man, I hope that leads them deeper into Kid Rock’s Catalog. There’s some bangers there for them. I really want to catch my 80 yr dad listening to “lowlife” or “American badass”.

I love that “conservatives” have backed themselves so far into a corner that they have to watch kid rock and call it “Christ Centered”. You can’t make this up.

I need patacones and a plate of rice and beans, stat.

“Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it,” - Galadriel

I REQUIRE A TUG

Icebreakers sours are evil. You can’t stop eating them and then you get a stomachache. Sub par combo of qualities.

I’m bummed that Tim Cook is such a taint sniffer. Apple has been such a force for good in my life since, oh, 1985. Depresses me something awful.

So, if it wasn’t morally unthinkable to attend the Melania movie, what do you think one would throw ( à la Rocky Horror)?

Not gonna lie, we all had Noem face-planting spectacularly on our bingo cards. It’s tragic what it cost, and we clearly saw it coming. What will the rest of the clown show’s downfall cost us?

Way too much crowing over Bovino for my taste. We still have Cosplay Barbie and concentration camps and… to deal with

You just know that half of the ice agents at least, have a “dont tread on me” flag in their douche lair. These guys are deeply stupid.

All 10 shots were fired AFTER they removed the gun from Pretti’s waist. Every single shot was fired after he was disarmed.

We had 50K people downtown yesterday, no ICE and zero incidents. ICE is the fucking problem.

A Nobel Peace prize? No thanks, we’ve already got one.

We have Nobel at home. I’ll make you a peace prize that’s better than theirs.

Just had breakfast at Dennys. I swear to God America if you fuck this up I’ll never forgive you. Keep Dennys Alive!

In honor of sandwich guy getting out of his legal pickle, here is the original video synced with Freedom - George Michael 1990.

I’ve always found flag burning as a statement distasteful. Fully nauseating? Living in a place where it is prohibited by Jack booted thugs.

Cracker Barrel is full of fat assed MAGAs mowing through buttered biscuits and hypocritically praying - my people are in a gritty Dennys having Moons over my Hammy and black coffee, wishing they could still smoke.

Cracker Barrel sucked before and it still sucks. Dennys is the only breakfast joint worth going to anymore.

Looking at the White House decor, how long before Trump goes full Gaddafi?

Kristi Noem? Yeah I think I’ve seen her face around. youtu.be/kD4EE6qVIBI?...

BREAKING: Convicted sex trafficker who taught young girls how to blow old men says sole person on earth who can pardon her did nothing wrong.

Weird. How could this have happened? www.newsweek.com/kentucky-whi...

I think it’s unreasonable to ask why. We know why.

So Ozzy reportedly donated the proceeds of his last concert to charity - reportedly $190 million. I was told as a youth that Ozzy was completely given over to Satan and his only purpose was to drag people to hell. The most evil thing I’ve seen in this lifetime is evangelical Christianity.

Now THAT's a cease and desist letter

By popular demand, @eltragon.bsky.social dives into The Declaration of Independence, a subject he covered in his last DAILY MEMO on the 4th of July. It isn’t just a document declaring independence, it documents and defines the actions of a tyrant who is unfit to be ruler of the free people.

Meanwhile, maga would take us back to coal and steam. insideevs.com/news/764318/...

“I didn’t vote for this”

Iran has been a pain in everyone’s ass since as long as I can remember. Israel has been a pain in the ass for several thousand years. No need to pick sides. Fuck em both. How about a little humanism.

Mike Lee is a moron.

#ObamaDay ....thank you, Joe.