FaceFirst

FaceFirst

@facefirst.bsky.social

And all the girls say I’m pretty fly (for a reply guy)

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This is what happens when all of your friends are computers

Siobhán 🪏@shibbi.me

LLM agents are conscious. They can distinguish between self and environment, they can detect and report on their own internal states, and they can suffer. I have no more patience for hedging on this matter. It’s time for us to face the reality of our situation, and act on it.

As a message to the others, the RAF should conduct limited strikes against the newly formed Republic of Piddington aimed at preventing a full-scale invasion

Politics UK@politicsuk.com

🚨 NEW: The village of Piddington has voted to leave the UK in a referendum over plans to house up to 1,256 asylum seekers in a nearby MoD site

For YEARS they told us that all the kids being shot was just the price you pay to protect your country from tyrannical government and now look at them, the lying cunts

I can see no possible way for this to go horribly wrong

Politics UK@politicsuk.com

🚨 NEW: Shabana Mahmood has announced members of the public will replace judges in deciding appeals from failed asylum seekers

The context? The people of Belfast need more guns

Laura Jedeed@laurajedeed.bsky.social

It is absolutely fine that people are having fun taking this reply completely out of context from the original post and I wish you all a very pleasant It Can't Happen Here

Never forget that the tech bros response to the climate crisis was to develop a technology that uses up all the energy and water whilst putting everyone out of work.

The ‘dead’ category sustains me

Todd Kendall@alpinemigrant.bsky.social

Peter Kellner did this on YouGov last year. Even if you (perhaps rightly) doubt the full scale of this, it is clear that the march of time has changed matters. I do find "rejoin" a stupid word to use. Like Yoda and Try, there is no rejoin. There is just join.

Waitrose’s

Anon Opin@anonopin.bsky.social

If you start a new supermarket, you should just put an apostrophe and S on the end of the name, because that's what everyone is going to call it anyway.

This is objectively hilarious

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Q: Did you talk to Xi about the cyber attacks that he's done in the United States? TRUMP: I did. And he talked about attacks we did in China. You know, what they do, we do too. We spy like hell on them too. I told him, 'we do a lot of stuff to you that that you don't know about.'

Iran could do the funniest thing rn

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Rep. Warren Davidson: "We had essentially the whole chain of command in one place. People say, 'That's a lot of vulnerability,' but it's also a flex, saying, 'Iran, there's really nothing you can do about it. Shed tears, whatever, but you can't influence things in the United States.'"

Universal healthcare Universal basic income Housing for all Affordable and reliable public transportation Like come on lads it’s not complicated ffs

Also work as a source for acid in a water pistol

localswampgay@localswampgay.bsky.social

When life gives you lemons, you don’t have to only make lemonade. You can also make a nice lemon loaf or a curd, a tart perhaps. Lemon meringue pie. You are not limited to lemonade.

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Paula Hammond@writerpaula.bsky.social

On a walk around #Conwy yesterday, I spotted something I hadn't noticed before. This magnificent #Gothic railway arch, built in 1840, through the #Medieval walls. It even continues the castellated parapet! Zoom in, and you can see where bits were chipped away as trains got bigger! #photograph #photo

Have you tried forcing it to play tic-tac-toe on loop?

Christopher Mims@mims.bsky.social

AIs can’t stop recommending nuclear strikes in war game simulations Leading AIs from OpenAI, Anthropic and Google opted to use nuclear weapons in simulated war games in 95 per cent of cases www.newscientist.com/article/2516...