Zarf

Zarf

@farthouse.bsky.social

local area dipshit. massive DEI fan (both). i'm gonna eat my keys.

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Headquarters@headquartersnews.bsky.social

Unearthed video: Vivek Ramaswamy mocks Amy Acton for being raped by her stepfather and abused by her biological mother, saying she "complains about what someone else did to her"

NYTimes hit piece on a Democrat: sources say they said some no-no words and tipped poorly a couple of times. very troubling. NYTimes hit piece on a Republican: sources say they raped their mistress (allegedly one of five) and killed a family of three in a DUI. whom amongst us, no one is perfect.

She’s been a hellraiser in Duval (complimentary) so I’m not upset about this. I didn’t see or hear a single Vindman ad the entire cycle. Dude coasted.

Decision Desk HQ@decisiondeskhq.bsky.social

Decision Desk HQ projects Angie Nixon wins the Florida US Senate Democratic Special Election Primary #DecisionMade: 8:00 PM EDT

nothing against Kristen Welker but if even *she* pissed him off this much by doing basic journalism, I cannot imagine what a non-complicit press would do to this man’s ego and health

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

WOW - Trump crashes out & cuts his interview w/ Welker short as she presses him on his lack of evidence for claiming elections are rigged "You're either crooked or you're stupid. I've had enough. Thank you darling," he tells her" "I traveled all the way to Wisconsin for this interview," she pleads

oh my god holy fucking shit I am absolutely speechless right now

The Athletic@theathletic.com

NEWS: Kyle Busch, one of the purest racing talents NASCAR has ever seen and winner of more national series races than any driver in history, has died after falling severely ill, NASCAR announced. Busch was hospitalized this week and never recovered. He was 41. www.nytimes.com/athletic/729...

Raquel Rodriguez announcing the fourth round pick for the Texans? Not an issue. Swerve Strickland announcing the fourth round pick for the Jags? We can’t show that. Almost certainly not a coincidence.

Let’s recap. CBS botched the following on the 18th hole of AUGUSTA NATIONAL: - Rory’s first shot - BOTH Cam Young and Rory’s second shots - the winning tap in because of the camera angle Truly a capper on a subpar day for their broadcast. Inexcusable to be that bad in that moment.

the orphan crusher, once thought to be fully inoperable, brought back to fully operational — a true triumph of the human spirit.

Fortune @fortune.com

With a Ph.D in neuropsychology and decades of experience running his own business, Stu Goldberg, 74, didn’t picture chauffeuring strangers around when he retired. But financially, things didn’t go as planned. https://bit.ly/4ds9joV

kenny: that’s so cool charles: even that far away she can still see those big ol women in san antonio [shaq falls over in his chair bellowing with laughter] ernie: a truly monumental achievement for women everywhere. we’ll be right back for the 2nd half of hornets/warriors

Astronomy 🔭@astronomy.bsky.social

🚨 Christina Koch has officially become the farthest any woman has ever traveled from Earth

It may go under the radar for most but bares mentioning: Gary Woodland has the chance to make one of the best sports moments of the year if he wins today. Six strokes up starting the back nine. He’s looked fantastic all weekend.

Zarf reposted

I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news. The shipper... (takes off glasses, pinches bridge of nose) The shipper chose DHL. (unable to look you in the eye) We don't know when your package will arrive. We may never know.

they're calling it the place with the worst vibes on planet earth

Aman Batheja@amanbatheja.bsky.social

Polymarket is opening a bar in Washington, D.C. tomorrow called The Situation Room. Per Polymarket: "Imagine a sports bar… but just for situation monitoring — live X feeds, flight radar, Bloomberg terminals, and Polymarket screens."

Tom Rinaldi cementing the biggest heel face turn in NASCAR history with that Denny Hamlin piece. Gotta question your empathy if you watched that and some part of you isn’t rooting for him this year.

“On a Saturday morning, I made a reservation for that night at the Virgin Hotel—which you already knew, because that’s your hotel—and my husband and I set off for Las Vegas.” completely and utterly mogged, i’m afraid (great article, libby is awesome)

congrats klint kubiak. Now you start a new game plus as the Raiders head coach where the difficulty scales up by 500% and you’re micromanaged by Tom Brady and the ghost of Al Davis.

Saw a couple comments about losing wrestling fans. AEW fans have always been like this. Hangman, MJF, Brody King, Kenny Omega, etc… all have spoken out on social issues over the years. Easy to be a fan of good people. Wrestling should be all-inclusive. Also,🖕ICE.

NHATional Scissoring Day ✂️@nhathanielh.bsky.social

JUSTIFIED “FUCK ICE” CHANTS #AEWDynamite

Been thinking about this article since Denny wrote it. I really love it.

Denny Carter@dennycarter.bsky.social

Establishing the run against authoritarian rule, as @edsbs.bsky.social says, requires the little things, the acts of resistance and kindness and community that eventually add up to something much larger and transformative. I wrote about it for BadFaithTimes.com. badfaithtimes.com/we-must-esta...

I’m watching videos of this dude speak and I like him a little more but it’s such an uninspiring hire in an offseason that included names like Harbaugh, Stefanski, Tomlin,’and McDermott (even if it was late in the cycle.) Dude’s gonna get put out to pasture here quick. It’s a bad job.

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An 'Al Davis approach' notably included: - drafting Jamarcus Russell, the biggest QB bust of the past 30 years, 1st overall because he threw a ball like 60+ yards on his knees once - drafting guys with fast 40 times who barely, if ever, lasted more than 1 or 2 seasons in the NFL we're in good hands

Burgess Everett@burgessev.bsky.social

New - Chuck Schumer to haters: “The answer to these critics is to win. If we win back the Senate, that will answer every question" Peltola “was the last piece to the puzzle" He says Dem path to Senate is Ohio, Alaska, Maine and NC. Dems are watching Texas/Iowa www.semafor.com/article/01/1...

I'm the last McDaniel Dolphins' defender on this website. This dude was the best HC the Dolphins have had in like 20 years and he was being treated like he's god damn Cam Cameron by parts of the fanbase. Hope he kicks our asses going forward.

Ian Rapoport@rapsheet.bsky.social

Per @tompelissero.bsky.social, the Dolphins fired Mike McDaniel

“Someone gave Tom Nook small naturals with this mod. Seems a little weird?” *i’m virtually pelted with tomatoes while being scolded about how i’m not an ally for even mentioning it* The dork-ass hall monitor energy on this website is out of control.

Denny Carter@dennycarter.bsky.social

Not good for this little microblogging website when a power user is run off for no good reason. In fact, it's bad.

Only Republicans are allowed to do fraud, harm children, harm minorities, and defraud Americans. Not Democrats. What a stupid fucking country we live in where a decent human being gets run out of office while his MAGA dipshit peers can do whatever without any consequences.

USA TODAY@usatoday.com

Breaking: Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz has ended his reelection bid amid mounting pressure over a fraud scandal that has engulfed his administration in recent weeks. bit.ly/4970G0l

Bears/Jags Super Bowl will heal the country

RJ 🌹🐺@shoren18.bsky.social

So I get that everyone has their own thing I get it And I get that journalists really like the various sports balls & are entertained by them But TODAY When the USA government BOMBED ANOTHER COUNTRY & ABDUCTED ITS HEAD OF STATE The public needs some journalism & not some sports ball commentary

If you’re a paid reader of this dogshit, consider taking that money and using it on a homeless shelter. Or a local humane society. Or a Northernlion Twitch sub. Literally anything else other than this. You’ll benefit greatly from it.

Matthew Yglesias @mattyglesias.bsky.social

It's time to take a bold stand in defense of America's oft-maligned billionaire class. www.slowboring.com/p/lets-all-p...

Absolutely gutted to hear about Biffle and his family passing away in a horrific plane crash. I played the hell out of NR2003, and that 16 font on that Ford Taurus was iconic for so many years when I was a kid. Incredible driver who found a calling after racing helping others. What a loss. RIP.

The lower-third graphic on the Vikings/Packers game has the Vikings logo (the horn) slightly overlaying on the down-to-go graphic and it’s pissing me off, man. MAKE IT SMALLER OR OFFSET THE PIXELS. COME ON MAN.

It's incredible how nearly every one of these MAGA cultural warrior dipshits has the same villain origin story: being unremarkable at acting/sports/entertainment/whatever and then pivoting to right-wing media by crying about how it's actually everyone else's fault they never made it.

Pablo Torre@pablo.show

PTFO collaborated with @msjpauly.bsky.social and @motherjones.com on an investigation into Riley Gaines. Riley’s messaging about trans athletes involves “predatory men” and “sexual assault.” But there’s an important story multiple ex-teammates at Kentucky want you to know: youtu.be/iKUl8lkuGOc?...

NASCAR has done something I thought was completely impossible: make me feel bad for Denny Hamlin. Man. What absolute horseshit. Get rid of this stupid playoff gimmick shit for good. Please.

People don't seem to fully understand just how underwhelming the Dolphins have been in my adult life (post-Marino 2000's), and *this fucking guy* is like 80-90% of the reason. The last time the Dolphins won a playoff game was when the Twin Towers were still standing. Good fuckin' riddance.

Ian Rapoport@rapsheet.bsky.social

Sources: Dolphins GM Chris Grier is out, a mutual parting. The GM since 2016, Chris Grier, led a tumultuous and curious offseason with several trades in June and into the summer to remake his roster. The team has not won a playoff game since 2000.