Feature Envy Productions/EJ

Feature Envy Productions/EJ

@featureenvy.bsky.social

repurposed mall goth/stable adult impersonator you can also find me at featureenvyproductions.com and/or https://vimeo.com/featureenvyproductions he/him/his I block accounts that seem like bots, nothing personal 😬

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Hey so as a former evangelical republican Christian if you try to insult Christians into believing evolution they just see it as a sign they're right and double down. You gotta get them comfortable with the idea that science & the core beliefs of Christianity are not at odds & are different toolsets

Physical tools to explore the created world, spiritual tools to explore what is BY DEFINITION beyond the scope of the physical world. Doesn't work on everyone but it worked on me. Also the idea that God created in a way that could look like evolution.

Hey so as a former evangelical republican Christian if you try to insult Christians into believing evolution they just see it as a sign they're right and double down. You gotta get them comfortable with the idea that science & the core beliefs of Christianity are not at odds & are different toolsets

Physical tools to explore the created world, spiritual tools to explore what is BY DEFINITION beyond the scope of the physical world. Doesn't work on everyone but it worked on me. Also the idea that God created in a way that could look like evolution.

Anyway I'm an anarcho socialist atheist now so they won't listen to me but you can give it a shot. I know and you know the Bible is just a book but you can't approach them that way if your point is to change their mind and not just have an intellectual smackdown for content.

Almost every night of my 30s and now 40s I've gone for a walk alone and sat with my thoughts on whatever cold surface I adopt till I inevitably have to move somewhere else. Every day I hope it makes my anger about the way people are to each other calm tf down. It doesn't. I will never be happy.

Most unrealistic part of clay face was all of it but especially the part where people took the sexual assault accusations seriously. Seriously no one come after me but between this and the concept of a "crime fighting philanthropic billionaire" the dc universe is so fucking unserious

Like my good bitch if you're the billionaire you're the bad guy, the law protects you, you're the reason the contemporary concept of crime and incarceration exist, you could solve every fucking problem in your city by retiring to a modest apartment and giving everyone free housing and healthcare

Have any US artists out there bought art supplies from the UK since trump started fucking everyone over by not knowing how a tariff works? Trying to get an idea of how much I'll be in the hole and how they're gonna bill me for it #traditionalartists #artistsofbluesky is this a tag idk

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My cat, who is unemployed and refuses to vote, is unhappy with his fancy new cat food and l, a walking talking miracle capable of reason, art, science, and philosophy, am on my way back to the store to rectify the matter immediately for some reason

"I think I'll take a break and check my facebook" * 99 posts from conservatives calling trans people degenerate rapists who should die* "Ok maybe I'll check my IG messages" * feed of the US pissing off every country and our reps not listening * "how bout blue sky" * every country telling us to die *

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Why is no one else on board with this, I literally do not understand. "Oh but sanitation issues" - if I live 100 miles from a city and you're boiling water to account for deer pee anyway, my incerator toilet is not going to be an issue for you

Becoming more and more clear to me that everyone else can do whatever the fuck makes them happy because they already have safety nets and/or at least people who believe in them. I have none of that. My entire existence is me finding ways to justify the oxygen I waste. I'm going to die hating myself

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Becoming more and more clear to me that everyone else can do whatever the fuck makes them happy because they already have safety nets and/or at least people who believe in them. I have none of that. My entire existence is me finding ways to justify the oxygen I waste. I'm going to die hating myself

"EJ why would you crash out and post this kind of thing to the internet" bc it's the one place in my life where I get to take up some fucking space. You're free to scroll on by. Or send me death threats about it I don't care. Plus like 2 people read my bluesky posts and they're used to my bs by now

my mental health is absolutely crumbling because of this job but I can't afford the type and amount of mental health support I really need and I can't find a different one. I don't know how much longer I can do this. and now we're just sliding even more into a dictatorship. there's like no escape

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my mental health is absolutely crumbling because of this job but I can't afford the type and amount of mental health support I really need and I can't find a different one. I don't know how much longer I can do this. and now we're just sliding even more into a dictatorship. there's like no escape

One thing that's always pissed me off to no end is the gate keeping of knowledge. You won't find that here. If you see something I do or whatever and you want to know how I do it or know what I know about it, just ask. I'm an open book and gate keepers can suck my ass about it.