Dave Fecak

The hate for Mamdani seems so misplaced. And he just keeps going. Amazing.

Oh, honey . . . You don’t even know how to close that umbrella.

1980s me trying to get a ride home. "This is a collect call from..." "Ballroom and military complex!"

The juxtaposition.

A grandmotherly protester gets kicked out while flipping the double bird, and other notable moments from the Trump rally in New York -- including Trump making genocidal threats against Iran and then in the very next breath whining about not winning the Nobel Stick around for Mike Tyson at the end

Cornell was just featured prominently in a rerun of The Office (fuckin Andy!) and it was awkward.

😂😂😂

DAVE MATTHEWS: “I said it last night, but I’ll say it again - man, I’m so tired of this fuckin’ President.”

Is the work week fuckin with you? Do you live ON Long Island? Do you want to drag ass at work tomorrow because, fuck it? Then do I have a deal for you😎

Okay everyone. Here’s the YouTube interview with @jimmykimmel.com and @jamestalarico.bsky.social You know what to do. Watch it. Share it. Donate. Bury them. youtu.be/WLDE9LrGpNk?...

FIFA, help!

im sorry but i dont think anyone who is anti-vax has any business having any type of voice in medicine or medical policy. the leaders of the movement should be shamed into hiding, the rank and file will dwindle back into obscurity if we stop pretending these are serious people with real concerns

Antivaxxers would react to this by asking if the deceased hiker had any prior health conditions that could have caused the death (instead of the flooding).

It’s Lake Ontario.

Y'all... the Band of the Coldstream Guards performed "9 to 5" in front of Buckingham Palace in honor of Dolly Parton.

These people are absolute trash. All of them.

Tomorrow night!

Maybe a year ago I got one of those dishwashers that opens automagically when it finishes the job but I never saw it open “live” until tonight and I wasn’t expecting it and it was some Ghostbusters shit.

Wow

Chuck Grassley tweeted today about the loss of his 42-year-old vacuum. I kinda feel for him. It’s bad news when you suddenly take the top spot for what sucks most in your household.

ME: What is Stolen Valor? @kenjennings.bsky.social : Correct! ME: I'll take Delusional Psychopathic World Leaders for $800.

First time in forever.

After so many game show hosts turned out to be pretty shitty, it's refreshing to have one who isn't.

We actually had the 16th highest mortality rate in the world and it largely resulted from the ignorant asshats who were *resisting* the common sense protection measures Fauci was promoting like masking and distancing. What a colossal asshole.

@davewhamond.bsky.social

LeBron is so weird he pulled the reverse Fresh Prince

The president's former lawyer is mad that I mentioned his sad Twitter engagement metrics, so he called me a putz. 500K+ followers and he's only getting like 20 likes per post. Seems odd.

Just drove past a Taco Bell dumpster and there were bags and bags of unopened lettuce. Snatched it up.

Lindsey Graham was ashamed of what he should have been proud of and proud of what he should have been ashamed of.

I spoke to Mitch McConnell this morning and he got a 3 on today’s Wordle.

A USA player just got a yellow card, but I don’t think it’ll stick.

So this lady was just charged with 1st-degree murder for killing her two 18-month-old twins. Days after her kids died she was on RFK Jr’s media network saying vaccines did it. When are these anti-vaxxers responsible for the results of the lies they frame as freedom? open.substack.com/pub/rasmusse...

We are the bad guys now. www.espn.com/soccer/story...

I’m on this motherfucker like white on rice.

Whether it’s Obama attracting 1.8 million people to his inauguration or Trump attracting 80 people to his 250th anniversary celebration, both presidents attracted unusual numbers of people to their signature events.

Morocco 🇲🇦 wow