Felix Andrews

Dotcoms are for rubes, I'm from THE NET, motherfucker.

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It’s fine, no one would ever guess the number 4. Here’s hard evidence: youtu.be/UdtbotWl4T8?...

Under a week at a call centre in Frankfurt, Germany. They would not tell me what I was supposed to be trying to sell. Joked with another employee about being ‘kind of a drifter’ which was spat back verbatim by the boss (a Belgian who looked like Napoleon) as he fired me. Dodged a bullet, honestly.

Ooh, Ace Combat 8 makes a STRONG first impression. Been playing 7 recently too - it's fantastic, but this seems like it might somehow be a cut above even that. Looking like a banner end of the year for games, and I'm not really looking at GTA VI as part of that.

Just remembered The Emoji Movie. We might have deserved it and everything that followed, I dunno.

A group of fuckwits bombing up and down my building's stairwell, talking loudly, slamming the front door (which is right by my apartment's front door), all fucking night long. I've already got a massive fucking headache and this is only aggravating me further. Fuck off.

I had never seen this Game Boy model that came on an action figure card backing, it makes me happy to look at. Man, remember consumer electronics?

Unused graphic found in the files of Mario Superstar Baseball, possibly used as a placeholder for the title screen. It features crude sketches of Mario and Luigi seemingly made in MS Paint and the text "ルイージの兄野球", which translates to "Luigi's Older Brother Baseball".

Yeah, me too buddy.

Was wondering when bribery was going to show its face and partner up with its well-established partner, corruption.

There's a lot of technical chops to the Ocarina of Time remake's visuals. The hyper-detailed art style is a lot to take in, but I think it'll grow on me. The internet's being awfully weird about it, though. He's shiny because he's wearing leather!

Substitute host for Game Center CX is fucking dog shit.

91.8% of players, having waited nearly 20 years for MGS4 to be playable on anything other than PS3, booted the game and immediately made a beeline for a statue's dick

Super Mario Sunshine feels like Sonic Team was allowed to make a Mario game, in 2002.

Thanks for coming to the stream! I drew a watermelon in 100 minutes! 🍉

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Why are we calling it ‘friendslop’ when ‘chum’ was right there the whole time.

Ugh, postie's been and left nothing but junk mail. Tracking doesn't say they've missed me yet so hopefully they're doing another sweep, but this is exactly what I was afraid of.

Steam Machine should arrive in a bit, so I'm getting the cabling ready. Switch 2 has been demoted to an AVR port; Switch 1 retired entirely. Times, they are a-changin'!

Use a computer To buy a computer

Alkaline batteries fucking me over yet again. Today's victim: my (old) Steam Controller. Probably salvageable with some isopropyl, but man.

🎶 Oh, you know you can't miss-ah 🎶 🎶 Litres of piss-ah 🎶

I don't think people should be allowed to smoke in or anywhere near bus stops.

@steampowered.com C'mon folks, at least give us reservation queue bods a rough indication as to when we're likely to be able to put money down for a Steam Machine. Some of us have to budget!

Glowy quads for debugging #picotron, and suddenly a 90s advertisement for B2B IT Solutions. DATACUBE SYSTEMS LLC

how high is your spice tolerance? 🌶️🔥

The newest episode has the best eyecatch yet.

Hostess Discontinues Physical Twinkies https://theonion.com/hostess-discontinues-physical-twinkies/

I love how they expanded on the story in this game.

The orchestral soundtrack for the new Star Fox was recorded at Abbey fucking Road. They spent some money on this thing!

Ah, delicious monopoly money.

(Translator’s note: genjin means caveman) New sub! Ep. #248 - Eat meat! “Bonk’s Revenge” pastebin.com/raw/mgyKux3y It is somewhat surprising that the team that came up with the likes of Keith Courage or Johnny Turbo didn’t go with something like TurboGranite 1600000 BC…

Andrew Oikonny is a confirmed nepo-baby.