the punk puppeteer guy

I learned that the fastest way to get eBay’s automated assistant to to ask them to cancel your account. They’ll give you a human being on the phone real fast.

I can’t wait for this election cycle to end and everyone who wins can throw their opponent into a volcano and we never have to hear from them again

Paul Blart Mall Cop didn’t do enough to crush the spirits of all parking lot rent-a-cops

It’s a good day to not be a stupid asshole who works for a tech company contributing to the extermination of humanity

Just gonna bookmark this to read until after the robot dogs have murdered everyone I love and there’s nothing I can do about it

This fucking sucks

Perfect weird-ass post-OK Computer shit

Currently listening to an episode of the This Week in SNL podcast where they dissect this movie, made by the Shamwow asshole who attempted to become a GOP congressional candidate earlier this year. It’s one thing to be a horrible person, it’s extra worse to be a horrible AND unfunny person

When I was working at a comic book store we received an online order from Mr Garant for a Batman comic. That’s all. Just cool that we randomly had him as a customer

So it’s cheaper to join Regal Unlimited and see unlimited movies than it is to join a gym. That’s a financial reality of 2026.

An illustration by Christian Broutin for a 1985 floppy disk ad

“Kill Elon Musk (It caught on in a flash) Kill Elon Musk (We did the Monster Mash)”

This is fucking hilarious. “How we fell for a scam” is a crazy headline to run just because you want any attention you can get. Kinda discredits anything else they do, imho.

Texas GOP ads about Talarico winning

Gonna pitch my new start-up to the Shark Tank fuckfaces: Hell. We’re just gonna build an actual Hell for evil people to burn in for all eternity. They exist without fear of consequence so let’s give them a consequence.

I don’t think 7am should be legal

Michael Showalter directed the first five episodes of The Dropout, which kinda puts Elizabeth Holmes in the extended universe of The State

Spotted an HTeaO truck in the background of a news story about the Trump rally in SA, definitely vending to the cultists. Always trust your gut. Never trust a blossoming business in a red state

Every billionaire bodyguard is also gonna be dragged to the guillotines when the Revolution happens. Class traitors. Let those Ray Bans roll!

Calling empathy sin is calling good evil and evil good, it is Antichrist, the people promulgating it are Antichrist and false teachers, they are the wolves among the flock our Lord warned us about.

When I was a child, there was a program on TV called Inspector Gadget, but these gadgets of his never worked. Instead, it was a family member’s portable computer that solved the problems that came up. And I think this television program greatly influenced the path our society subsequently went down.

We've now uploaded over 40 unique comics to this archive, with thousands on the way. nycartoonlibrary.org/archive.html

Experiencing my first AI-generated ad playing before a movie. (I don’t get out much) This is maddening, I want to scratch my brain out

Just learned that Rockin Money stickers is now incorporated into Sticker Mule and that sucks. Fuck Sticker Mule

I’m so bad at promotion. My solo show is tomorrow in San Antonio. 18+ in the basement of a children’s restaurant

Those that can, do. Those that can't, use AI.

Fuck this loser

You're not silly or stupid for struggling w/ "little" decisions in the grocery store or anywhere else. That's part of what emotional & mental abuse do to us-- get us feeling like we're making every possible choice wrong. Slow down, breathe into it, & remember your goals.

Just spent 3 days working a conference for people who own medical clinics and these fucks are so bought in on AI, there’s no critical thinking, these people are so fucking gone

I love that most of Jesus’ teachings were in parables with vague lessons and interpretations but every now and then he’s like “rich people are fucking evil!” and that’s the part that American Christianity is like, “who knows what he meant?”