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I didn't know losing an eye not only affected your depth perception but also apparently destroyed your bullshit detector. You learn something new every day I suppose.
Dan Crenshaw dismisses Hegseth texting war plans to a Signal group that included a journalist: "We gotta move on. If Secretary Hegseth says there was no classified information, I'll take him at his word."
Oh look, a new contrapoints (I have no idea if she's on bluesky, leave me alone, I have stuff to watch now). www.youtube.com/watch?v=teqk...
As much as I appreciate the advice: this is dystopian stuff.
Countries that warrant that paranoid approach to travel might include not just Russia and China but also America under the increasingly draconian and unpredictable scrutiny of US Customs and Border Protection (CBP), security experts say. A guide on entering the US with your digital privacy intact:
"Incompatible migrants". Julius Streicher Vance is certainly showing his brown underpants. I mean shirt. And underpants.
"Europe is on the brink of civilizational suicide," US Vice President Vance told Fox News. "Countries don’t control borders, restrict free speech. If Germany takes in millions more incompatible migrants, it’ll destroy itself. America can’t save it."
Elon is smart but smart people just make exponentially more stupid mistakes, especially when they become convinced they are infallible. And that's Elon now - inherently incapable of understanding his limits and therefore an existential danger to his companies and to the US.
Rep. Mark Alford: "It is true that the Medicare, Medicaid, and Social Security make up about 75% of our budget. We've got to find the savings there. We will do that."
"I could've been a physicist", says man who couldn't pass basic match apparently. Because theoretical physics is famously not about math at all. E=whatever really.
Elon Musk says "10% of federal expenditures" are due to people having fake Social Security numbers, claiming it is "half a trillion dollars."
Hear that, MAGA voters dependant on subsidies, social security and other kinds of government largesse, it's not good for you. The Reichsarbeitsdienst is coming and you will love it. Someone has to work the farms you lost after all.
Kevin Cramer: "If you require work for benefits, you really have created some cuts because you've made people more self-reliant and less needy for the kind of largesse that they've just come to expect. It's not good for them."
"Who cares about your 401k, we shorted the market and made a killing YOLO."
Asked about the stock market tanking, Tuberville says "I don't think President Trump needs to be concerned about it. He doesn't need to look at it ... he has told me people there's gonna be a little bit of pain with this. And there is. That's fine. The stock market has gone up and down before."
The new U.S. - preemptive surrender monkeys.
Trump on NATO: "If the United States was in trouble and we called them. We said, 'We got a problem, France.' Do you think they're gonna come and protect us? Hmm. They're supposed to. I'm not so sure." (Literally the only time NATO Article 5 was invoked was after 9/11 on behalf of the US.)
This is some Baghdad Bob shit right here.
CNBC: According to CDP, only 43 pounds of fentanyl were seized at the Canadian border last year LUTNICK: I think autopsy deaths, as horrible as that is, should be the statistic CNBC: But Americans are smuggling it over. It's not just Canadians. LUTNICK: Well look, crooks are cooks
If you believe this nonsense then I have some prime real estate on Venus for sale, you'll make 125K after all, why not get a sweet sweet prime location on the hottest little planet in the neighbourhood.
QUINTANILLA: Robots usually replace people, but you think it's gonna create jobs? LUTNICK: Oh, I'm sure of it.