Sydlithid

Science needs to create a vaccine that makes me immune to mosquitos.

We are back in bucket weather!

Speaking of Cardi B in the last RT. I think everyone should know that when we went to see Weird Al in concert that WAP was part of the polka and instead of saying pussy they went totally silent and all looked in different directions and it was amazing.

Okay I love this football guy in the Sonic commercial: The opportunity for Lunch comes once a day. Gotta take it.

I had a healthy shake today and it tasted like "health" and I better have no future health issues for at least a year.

Great day for dads and old guys in my neighborhood. One neighbor is getting a new driveway poured and all the rest of them are sitting in lawn chairs across the street watching.

Heyooo. I highly recommend all of these. Scorn falls apart at the end but aesthetically it nails the genre. Thomas Was Alone is one of my favorite games of all time. Everyone on this website (of 38 year olds) should play Blood Dragon.

The abject terror I felt at hearing Shaggy's normal speaking voice

Doinks are bad for points but damn if that isn't such a satisfying sound.

The hell are these last 15 seconds in the half. Wtf?

Pretty Hate Machine is 37 years old today. *crumbles to dust*

Being only 5'5" I think I have an advantage that I'm so small they might miss me. However if I get tackled I assume my knees will pop out like a GI Joe.

Cheat code to have your kid sing the high parts of the national anthem because you can't hit those notes.

This is a depression era indicator if I've ever seen one. We brought back measels why not methanol poisoning?

I think I pulled a muscle from holding a hardcover book for too long. Being in my 40's ain't fucking around.

A little suspicious of my neighbor who's having a garage sale and for some reason has 8 Instant Pots and 10 Zojirushi knock off rice cookers.

Harvest looking good this season.

This might be the greatest film poster I've ever seen.

I still don't know if this is a thing that exists but I've been saying the same answer to this question for the past few decades: I want a dyson hand dryer but for my whole body. I want to walk thru the end of a car wash after a shower and just be instantly dry with no toweling.

There is a snake or lizard SOMEWHERE in my house because it keeps shitting in my entryway but I can't find it and the cats are no help. Where the hell is this ghost reptile??

Babe wake up someone just discovered new code in House of Leaves, a 26 year-old book. www.reddit.com/r/houseoflea...

A very cool thing to do in the morning is lotion your hands and then immediately stick them in your mouth to pop out your retainer. That's a taste I could have gone my whole life without knowing.

We went to Chili's and their "Pick 3" deal is about the same price as Chipotle or Panera, and cheaper than Urban Plates, Sweetgreen or the local Pho place. Prices are fucking wild right now.

as a zillennial football fan this is like seeing my parents fight for the first time

You either die a hero (the Black album) or live long enough to see yourself become the villain. (Everything else)

Doom soaking up the last sunlight before a week of actual Autumn weather.

The thing about the Social Network is it wasn’t about Facebook, it was about college and dating and power and trying to be cool and betraying your best friend, things of this nature

If I owned a restaurant or food truck I would not post pictures of my food that look like it's made of worms. But apparently everyone else is fine with that. These AI pics are so, so bad.

Playing the first Modern Warfare and these cutscenes are running at like 10 fps. Wtf?

Why do smoke alarms never die at 3 in the afternoon?

My neighbor will be dropping by "sometime today" to pick up a package we grabbed off her porch while she was on vacation. Which means every time I go to the bathroom I'm stressed that'll be the moment she shows.

Launching an insane website calling attention to irregularities in his birth certificate that strongly suggest that Zohran Mamdani was born in Dayton, Ohio

Seventeen years later… The time has come for Machinarium 2 🦾🔧 Wishlist NOW on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/1619280/...

Why am I getting so many political ads for Georgia? I'm not using a VPN and this is happening on both TVs YouTube apps. Political ads are annoying enough, but getting ones for a totally different state is extra obnoxious.

Narrowly avoided disaster. (Sneezing with a mouth full of cheetos.)