finfangfo0m

finfangfo0m

@finfangfo0m.bsky.social

EDH player. Stoner. Avid indoorsman. An angry prophet denouncing the hypocrisies of our time.

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Patient admitted suffering ironic, laughter-induced asthma attack after seeing this scene in the film #Hereditary (2018) #filmsky #asthmaisnojoke ✌🏻🤘🏻

*NEW GENIUS BEVERAGE ALERT* (none of you corpo-fucks steal it!) 1/2 cold brew coffee + 1/2 #Yoohoo = THE CAFOOHOO!!!! Delicious AND fun to say! "Start your day the Cafoohoo! Way!!" (Cafoohoo!™©® is MY fucking idea.)

(of course, with my luck, it's gonna turn out that the Yoohoo guys are fucking maga or some shit and I'll have to resort to some Yoohoo knock-off called Yippee or some shit and then I'LL get sucked into the maga bullshit vortex, so fuck it. It's all mine. 😐

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Well. It happened. I turned 60 two months ago and today at the doctor's office... I found out that I REALLY like doing crossword puzzles. I had no idea. I feel changed.

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Ice Officers and Trump are coming We're finally on our own This summer I hear the drumming Four dead by Ice Assholes Gotta get down to it, Ice Officers are cutting us down Should have been gone long ago What if you knew her and found her dead on the ground How can you run when you know?

Can't wait to see the reaction next Super Bowl when Trump calls Goodell because "maybe it wasn't a fumble". #trumpfuckinsucks #sports #worldcup #norwayseemscool #nfl