JRM Finn

Dynamic pricing on TouchTunes not what I needed tonight

Has the media ever tried not paying attention to someone widely considered 'newsworthy'? The thing that sustains the 'newsworthiness' of any one person is their continued appearance in the news. Stop covering them, they'll soon become as unnotable as myself.

Paramount+ wanted to use the image on the left as a poster for the wrath of Khan, so they used everyone's least favorite technology to generate the rest of the image.

Bracing myself for the inevitably forthcoming wave of Sinophilia amongst T-supporters.

Anyone got odds on Trump completely selling out Taiwan in return for a polished turd of a trade deal from Xi?

I realize the pundit class hates a problem without a solution but here we are: Trump broke it (the US deterrence over Iran). He can't fix it. NATO can't fix it. No one can fix it. We just have to figure out how to proceed given that it is broken.

we know

Will the name on the ballot in '28 read "Robert F. Prevost" or "Leo XIV"?

After dogging the Pope, Trump's gonna have to invade Cuba, right?

Violent crime rates of selected countries (per 100,000) United States: 359 Vatican City: ≈0

Half-ruined, still smoking, bullet ridden...every American remebers where they watched the Four Days of Justice. 378 trials. 378 immediate sentences* Preserved exactly as it was at the close of the trials, the Justice Arch is place of hope and healing for all Americans. *378 Immurements on site.

I'm not usually one for conspiracy theories, but I'm certain Putin, Xi, and Kim have a group chat where they send each other memes and Western news headlines celebrating the colossal success of their long running espionage operations to enfeeble US institutions and divide US society.

But they're different (but the same) radicals in charge = successful regime change. And Strait reopened (never mind he's the one that caused its closure). There's going to be a g'damn parade and a monument that takes the whole Mallway.

Not the #InfrastructureWeek anyone wants.

Bad clippy

If you see this drop a hero with a sword

Is there any serious conversation about what comes after all of this in the US? There will be a lot of work to do just to get back to the ante regimen status quo, but there desperately needs to be quick action and reform of all 3 branches: their roles and powers, and Ineluctable checks and balances.

“wake up darth” …they said “it will be fun” …they said

It’s crazy that Canada would jeopardize its alliance with the US because it needs that alliance in order to protect Canada from the only country that has a potential motive, the geographic proximity, and military capability to invade Canada, which is oh never mind..

Sanction and seize assets like is done with other megalomaniacal bullies. Europe overall has too good of aesthetics to have a lot of T branded stuff, but UK should definitely threaten to grab those golf courses. www.ft.com/content/1f1c...

me: too many tabs me: I could close some me: or open a new browser window and start opening more tabs me: good going me

Came across the Tombili statue while exploring the new neighborhood.

Did they have an intern design the 250 logo? Or did they actually spend money and hire someone for this, who in turn had their intern design it?

😢

Just got a reply to an email I sent in 2013.

Hunter Biden 🫠

What’s the over under if we’re gonna have midterms next year?

A pilot out in Nova Scotia seems to have had some fun yesterday. www.flightaware.com/live/flight/...

It’s amazing using text to speech so much like how often I am shown that like I use the word like when I’m just saying sentences like

blah blah Hunter Biden blah blah Burisma yada yada

A frequently used emojis would be so much more useful than a recently used. Or just a favorites, the ability of favorite song.

They’re all attempting to volte face while saving face, instead of admitting they were wrong and made a big mistake by supporting him. But people on the left need to give them space to apologize. Antagonizing each other is what got us here in the first place.

Love this app but man @support.bsky.team the password reset really needs a confirm password function. I barely remember my name, how am I supposed to remember what I just typed .5 seconds ago?!

Weird...I heard the little kid shouting "Yeah fuck you!" (near the end of video) while I was cutting a bunch of onions.