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The time is ripe for a West Wing reboot with President Seaborn.

Someone help me, how do I provide intelligent active direction to an employee who doesn’t think that the sun is real?

Will just leave this clip here of Kris Kristofferson, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson and Waylon Jennings talking about what’s wrong with America from a 1991 interview and it’s still all very true today

Fr, I hate the local news, too much Narcan in the streets

urbanist 🤝 horny people people

What’s your sign?

I always wanted to be like Patrick Swayze. I started out in Roadhouse and ended up in To Wong Fu. What a wild ride.

10 DAYS CIGARETTE FREE!

I always wanted to lay nude on a bear skin rug in front of a fireplace. Apparently Cracker Barrel has a policy against this

I’m ok, somehow not a single scratch. But your girl can’t get a fuckin’ break. They just turned in front of me.

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I've invented at least 30 new faces to convey disgust over the last month

hello cis friends this is what people mean by trans genocide if a type of person does not officially exist, then any harm against them cannot be measured or reported this headline change isn't even being caused by an executive order it's simply the NYT editors deciding we don't deserve to exist

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open.spotify.com/track/6AcR8k... More poignant now than ever

Why is it called a selective memory if you can’t select what you remember I thought this was America?

Realizing i cant call my best friend my wife as a joke if we get married and calling off the wedding for the bit

i smell a pulitzer

New special: pulled pork, whipped hot honey feta, apple bacon jam, cheddar and spring mix. Calling it Hog Heaven. The land of milk and honey.

I just looked up at the perfect moment to watch shit leave a birds butt hole and flop on the hood of my car. Nature is beautiful.

I appreciate that many people need and/or want Gender (of themselves, of others, as a Phenomenon) to be A Complex Thing, including debating the rhetorical utilities of “Born This Way” vs “I Choose” and other aspects & axes. I take a Categorical Imperative approach: “You are who You say You are.”.

Sausage, roasted apples and onions, whipped feta, and Serrano honey on brioche. What do we think? What should it be called.

Doctors orders…

This is what fundamentalism was always going to become. The movement's roots are in southern Protestants reeling from the Confederacy's defeat in the American Civil War, and the bizarre cosmologies that the many denominations come up with are all built around that injury to their egos

Pro tip-don’t fall sleep with a pb&j in bed, or you’ll wake up with jelly on your tits

In the absence of cicadas, myself and other frustrated denizens of the interweb will be climbing into trees and screaming this summer.

Not if I have anything to do with it.

You know I’m a freak in the sheets.

I identify most with those people who have peered into the void

About to start bingeing Buffy for the first time, anyone have some advice?

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a poetry slam should be a poet performing in a boxing ring while a pro wrestler body checks them for three minutes

Raise your hand if you’re confused about life

What if we cross breed polar bears and pandas?

One of my better phone photos

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Gotta love a fake activist