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The moment Jack Smith realized Eric Schmitt was talking about the wrong game.

Welp...permanently banned from Twitter...fuck 'em.

The letter from Bill and Hillary Clinton to James Comer explaining their refusal to testify in his Epstein investigation is really remarkable, not like any letter of this genre I've seen. It's signed by them, not a lawyer, and the arguments are not legal ones. Reprinted from their X account:

Happy Easter, EVERYONE!! 👇 Seemed. Appropriate. Today. 😎✨

MLB.tv SUCKS BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clown.

trump: I’m going to protect women women: no thank you trump: I’m gonna do it women: please don’t trump: I have kicked those 7 trans girls off the jv volleyball team women: what trump: and brought back andrew tate women: why trump: YOU’RE WELCOME WOMEN also you can’t vote anymore

This is what our Transportation Secretary was doing yesterday as planes are crashing on a near-daily basis. I cannot remember a more dangerous time to fly and yet this reality TV actor-turned-Cabinet Secretary is busy watching cars drive laps at the Daytona 500.

1/29: First plane crash in 16 years in DC 1/31: Crash in Philly 2/5: Delta flight struck in Seattle 2/6: Flight wrecks in Alaska 2/10: Crash in Scottsdale 2/12: Military jet crashes in San Diego 2/16: Crash in Covington, GA 7 crashes since the WH congratulated itself for “restoring aviation safety”

I thought they were all self-made rugged individualists who didn’t rely on socialism.

SCOOP: Nancy Mace's so-called "victim hotline" isn't a hotline—it's a voicemail that nobody answers (@juliannemcshane.bsky.social called 3x).

Another MAGA J6 ‘Patriot’ to add to the list going back into jail.

Man Succumbs To 7-Year Battle With Health Insurance theonion.com/man-suc...

"Hello, your majesty. I'm Mark Burnett, President Trump's new Special Envoy to the United Kingdom. "You might know my work. I created and produced the American TV shows Survivor, Shark Tank, The Voice and The Apprentice. "I look forward to discussing the future of Western Civilization with you."

To much fanfare, Trump announced today that SoftBank was going to invest $50 billion in the US because they had confidence in Trump. Except the two of them made the same announcement after Trump won in 2016. And it never happened.

Watch the Mr. Plinkett review...right around 25:21 www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xhs...

Trump cabinet vetting process

Republican Rep weighs in on Gaetz

I joined BlueSky too late to repost this timely enough, but next year, if you're anywhere near, go to this show. Went nearly every year when I lived in NJ.