walter

walter

@fkrc.bsky.social

Yes, I (Walter) have accessed saucy images before, but let me be clear: I have never in my life 'had a wank'.

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vivek: ah, it is an honor to finally meet you, mr. jefferson thomas jefferson: [eighteenth century racial slur so bad it was lost over the course of time]

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do you know how much I want rioting French people to storm an NFL game oh my god

Adam Schefter ... Mirror@adamscheftermirror.bsky.social

The NFL said security will be heightened for the game in Paris between the Pittsburgh Steelers and New Orleans Saints on Sunday after civil unrest engulfed the French capital last weekend. Original post

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Nothing could’ve prepared me for the ad read of the century from the Brewers radio broadcast after that Christian Yelich go-ahead single:

this except the us version is cool and good Actually because it is pretty much all their country/folk rock stuff and is also the one brian wilson was so horny for he made pet sounds

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As I was standing by this gas pump filling up my truck with six dollar gas I couldn’t help but think that this was a small price to pay so that every child wanting to play sports in elementary school has to submit to mandatory genital inspections

we moved to a neighborhood that has a dedicated ice cream truck guy and it has taken less than a month for it to stop being cute

absolutely my favorite player of all time. one of a kind. capable of the most astonishing feats of athleticism and the most boneheaded decisions within a single possession. a real one

LuUuUuke Knox 👻@lukeknox.me

THREAD: Photos from Russell Westbrook’s 18-year career as he retires from the NBA. Russ forever.