Flashn00b

Flashn00b

@flashn00b.bsky.social

A fumo account run by @nikkisayo.bsky.social, the Crow Tengu of the Canadian Prairies. Sex work is work, expect anti-AI tendencies wishlist: https://throne.com/flashn00b

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The likely definitive list of accounts that post fumo plushies on Bluesky. Just click the link and hit the "Follow All" button to get as many fumos on your feed as the algorithm permits, though if you're a SWERF or hold similar anti-SW tendencies, you can kindly fuck off. bsky.app/starter-pack...

Good morning. Hope y'all are enjoying your Tuesday as much as my fumos are! #ふもふも #fumofumo #fumoposting #HailHoots #Gloryhammer #チルノ #レミリア・スカーレット #博麗靈夢 #powermetal #foodphotography

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I think artists and sex workers should have a natural allyship. Both of us are often told we should not be allowed to charge for our work if it is at all pleasurable. Both of us are wanted for what we can do, but our work is considered not worth paying for. We should stick together

I say that, but I really just wanna lie down atm. I guess this still counts as fumoposting

Nikki Sayo 🔞@nikkisayo.bsky.social

On top of this, I will also be posting through @flashn00b.bsky.social slightly more often than on other weeks, in case anyone here gives a shit about the funny touhou plushies.

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One thing that gets me: How in the actual FUCK does one weatherproof the outdoor living room? Cuz I would not trust the sporadic weather in Calgary with a 50-something inch wall-mounted TV, nor would I trust it with whatever devices are connected to it

Tengu of the Crimson Banner@bunbunmaru-kyosan.bsky.social

If you're wondering why you can't get a job, it's because the guys in charge would rather spend that money flaunting their wealth at their neighbours #capitalism #taxtherich #canadasky #economy #employment

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“Kogasa” - Bleuggghhh. (maybe don’t turn sound on for this) #東方Project #TouhouProject #art #digitalart #animation

It's Fumo and #femboy Friday, but my Reimu fumo ain't havin' any of it. #fumofumo #fumoposting #ふもふも #博麗霊夢 #魅魔 #femboysfw

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Chat, do I want to attempt eNecromancy on an old Asus EeePC netbook? IIRC, the 1015PN is one of the rare cases of 32-bit Windows 7, which should equate to being able to play shit from the Windows 3.1 days of computing

It's Monday, and you know what that means! Time to chug a shitload of coffee! I guess if you're out and about on a weekday and you need coffee in large volumes, I suppose $2.5 + tax is a surviveable price to pay for a wholeass litre of coffee. #fumofumo #fumoposting #ふもふも #射命丸文

Other reasons why Bluesky is my main over Twitter is that I'm turbo-uncomfortable with posting cosplay and femboy pics not intended for the Nikki Sayo handle, and as of recently, Twitter seems to hate artists a lot more than Bluesky hates sex workers.

Nikki Sayo 🔞@nikkisayo.bsky.social

Both platforms have their problems, but and while Bluesky is admittedly pretty anti-SW, I at least don't have to put the absolute gaudiest censor bars on my pics. I just have to remember to properly label my pics as NSFW

I'm a little late posting this, but I made a breakfast big enough to share between two fumos. Reimu's purple hair has been restored. #fumofumo #fumoposting #ふもふも #博麗霊夢 #博麗靈夢 #霧雨魔理沙 #foodphotography

Not quite the lunch I originally planned, but ig this means that Bunbunmaru's coverage embargo on Tim's will be lifted. The Flatbread Pizza remains to be a chonky slab of cheese and sauce for $8. Thoughts in alt-text. Happy Fumo and #Femboy Friday btw. #fumofumo #fumoposting #ふもふも #射命丸文 #cosplay

My Reimu fumo seems to just not care about anything anymore. She doesn't get angry or upset at anything. She just has that apathetic look towards most things these days #fumofumo #fumoposting #ふもふも #博麗霊夢

It's Miko Monday, but the cute plushie prince doesn't seem too impressed with this Chinese bakery's attempt at a cinnamon roll. I guess $2.50 is now the standard price of meatless Chinese buns, though thoughts remain in the alt text. #fumofumo #fumoposting #ふもふも #foodphotography #yyceats #豊聡耳神子

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Should Danielle Smith be able to order your local council to vote to approve rezoning for a massive AI data centre? And threaten to fire your democratically elected mayor if they vote against it? This latest provincial overreach isn't about density. It's about your legal right to a fair hearing.

Don't wanna mention any names, and while I understand that you typed those words on Indeed as a joke, lemme tell you as someone working that profession: The pay sucks, and you learn the hard way that the ppl who tell cis white men to not treat human rights like a pie end up doing just that.

Does anyone here have any phone game recommendations? I seem to be getting interrupted enough times that I can't really game on computer.

Just me and the gooboo for this week's #femboy Friday/Fumo Friday. #femboysfw #fumofumo #fumoposting #ふもふも #フランドール・スカーレット #fumofriday

Well, I can tell that next week's fumo Friday might be something of a challenge. Can't say that issues weren't entirely unexpected, but it does show my ability to think things through.

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I can't believe that I'm gonna take cosplay pics in the third worst weather conditions to do so, and for possibly the dumbest reason too. Yes, I do have my other account to worry about, but that's honestly going to be secondary to having a matching fumo or two, as well as maybe some tacos.

I can't believe that I'm gonna take cosplay pics in the third worst weather conditions to do so, and for possibly the dumbest reason too. Yes, I do have my other account to worry about, but that's honestly going to be secondary to having a matching fumo or two, as well as maybe some tacos.

One month later, I can confirm that tengu geta is slightly better to walk in than those heels i posted earlier in the thread. Just... don't put your weight on your heels, and I hope you can get used to walking as if you are constantly on your toes.

Mega@megamaru.bsky.social

Those heels are cool, but yeah I'd imagine they're immensely difficult to move around in 😔😔

I hate how the my first thought when hearing about EOSD in Roblox is NOT "EOSD in Roblox", but rather "Oh boy, what sex scandals has that plagiarizer got himself into that he doesn't want the public to know about"?

Probably not my best purchase, but the fact that the medium beverage was included in the price made it a lot more palatable. At the bare minimum, the gooboo has dodged an Arby's visit. #fumofumo #fumoposting #ふもふも #フランドール・スカーレット

The Chinese Touhou fandom truly is a blessing

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I search for bootleg fumos on Taobao to learn that a Mystia's Izakaya Cirno plush exists. Maybe we are one babby step closer to Rumia

Does anyone here happen to know how expensive the Touhou Megane glasses are, typically? The Remilia one in particular piques my interest.

I love how that tinskin decided to prove my point about why I jump straight to using AI slurs.

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I guess I'll take the bait and explain why you SHOULDN'T use AI, knowing full well that you'll respond with willful ignorance, and why I ultimately jump straight to using slurs.

Orinrin's looking to stuff her face with Pizzaface. The slice is normally $5, but if you're the type to eat a late lunch, it'll be $4 instead. Thoughts on the pizza in alt text. #fumofumo #fumoposting #yyceats #calgaryeats #yycliving #foodphotography #ふもふも #火焔猫燐 #foodsky #downtownlife