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With his rant on Bill Maher smoking too much pot, he literally closes the midterms with "Ass gas or grass".

Shit is longer than a CVS receipt. Goddamn.

I was able to spin up a vaultwarden instance after 1Password decided to continue funding a white supremacist's pet project. Costs little to no money and uses the bitwarden client. Works fantastic. Takes a little technical knowhow but it's doable.

You know after they refused to back down on funding a white supremacist's linux configuration package, I quit 1Password. That decision keeps looking better and better as time goes on.

Just call me “Exhibit A” 👋

This Black MAGA creator says she “cannot believe the disrespect” after being removed from a San Antonio rally hosted by Republican Senate candidate Ken Paxton!?!?! Why would they treat her this way???

SCOOP: 'Tommy' from the now-viral exchange with Abdul El-Sayed is Thomas Teepell, a former staffer for Republican Senator Josh Hawley with close ties to Christian Nationalist Sean Feucht. He's the son of a former Bobby Jindal staffer whose consultant work was instrumental in getting Hawley elected.

Women, use your voices! #VoteEarlyOnNoKings

And the Scaramucci is two Zacharias and 1/5th of a Truss. Folks we have a political metric system forming. It's beautiful.

This is giving me flashbacks to English class in middle school and the kids who were called on to read out loud in the class and just... couldn't.

In the shuffling madness Of the locomotive breath Runs the all-time loser Headlong to his death Oh, he feels the piston scraping Steam breaking on his brow Old Charlie stole the handle And the train it won't stop Oh no way to slow down

So basically... if Ukraine keeps striking Russian oil, which they have been very effectively, Trump gets to say it's essentially an attack on the US.

RIP Margaret. You were a hero of mine growing up.

Wow that is way different from the Burbank terminal I remember.

Christ I hate this timeline.

Today I saw the new 4 hour documentary Musk, directed by Alex Gibney. There were too many times to count that a sold out theater burst out laughing at Elon Musk, something he said or did, even sometimes just how he looked. I believe that is his worst nightmare come to life.

David Quammen's essay in The New York Times today closes with this paragraph. It's both a scientific falsehood, and an incredibly dangerous narrative. If you're willing to give me five minutes of your time, I'd like to explain why.

If you watched the viral baseball game clip with the mom and dad and jumped to conclusions, you are legally required to read and share this entire post written by the mom, and then go home and rethink your life.

peter thiel is another one of those guys who we are supposed to think is brilliant but every time he opens his mouth my first thought is “this guy sounds like an idiot”

Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI

BREAKING: SCOTUS keeps the Missouri 2022 congressional map in effect for this election in an order that criticizes the Eighth Circuit's actions in the case. The five page, per curiam — unsigned order — came with no noted dissents. More to come at Law Dork: www.lawdork.com

Holy shit. Well that fits in nicely with the "What the hell was she thinking?" logic we had back when it was going down.

Ads AND a price hike lol

I must share with you this epic community note on Twitter 😂

A man can hope.

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise that Rod fucking Dreher belongs on the "Weird Bouie Reply Guys" bsky moderation list.

*Chokes on coffee*

@letsnotdate.bsky.social They're onto you

Marcy Kaptur is the incumbent with a 5 point polling lead so I must assume she put out this ad because this is what she believes.

Charlie Sheen was prescient

Whatever Sheeran's politics, it's reasonable for an artist to not allow moneyed outsiders to dictate what happens on their tour. He's a stadium headliner, he has the power to play where he wants and with whom he wants. Bowing down to billionaires is how you end up playing DJ sets on dictator yachts.

It took me a minute but damn this thread is funny

Funny how they always leave that part out.